I can’t believe that Jack Black and Jason Momoa 69 in the Minecraft movie.

You work out to “be healthy” and “look good”. I work out to be strong enough to defeat my nemesis, the semi truck driver who tried to drive me off the road at 6 am today.

CENA’S FINAL HEEL TURN!!!
#eliminationchamber

I wish people would stop booing Logan Paul. It makes him think he’s a good heel, when in fact he should just go home.

Two exciting returns in one show, hell yeah

In a better world “El Generico/Kevin Steen” would explode on AO3 after this match

I do so love when wrestling shows are good

WHAT A START TO A PLE #eliminationchamber

I was already excited for this season, but knowing you consulted on it puts my faith in this over the top!!

Every Brandon Sanderson series has 3 things: a Christ figure, a magic system with clear rules, and a deeply repressed and extremely sexual social more.

What’s a metaphor? It’s for stealing all your data like a fox in a henhouse, and it used to be for rating how hot women at Harvard are.

I believe in Joe Hendry

Long black hair is the men’s equivalent of bad blonde extensions in wrestling.

The Cody v Kevin ladder match made my friends who are new to wrestling genuinely scream, love this sport.

So it’ll be Charlotte v Tiffy. I’ll take it.

Jordynne Grace is a liar and thank god for it. In town for your mom’s birthday indeed.

This is the most impressive work I’ve ever seen Maxxine Dupri do, she was only there for minute but she used her time really well.

The Royal Rumble is by far my favorite PLE

Wrestling ring charcuterie board, title belt brownies with American dream ice cream, Bloodline and American Nightmare cocktails. Not pictured Smashed Potatoes, A-spear-agus, and Big Meaty Men Smashing Meat (ny strip steaks)

For sale, baby timbs, never worn.

Today’s activity is showing an extensive slideshow to a couple of friends explaining the importance and impact of Cody v Roman at Wrestlemania XL. Gonna be a great night, I have a themed menu and everything.

There once was a chest full of treasure,
Its lock with my “key” I did measure,
Turns out that this lock,
Was not made to fit cocks,
So i did not find any pleasure

I went to karate today, and now I’m having a cocktail. I live like some kind of renaissance prince if instead of deciding international religious policy he had strong opinions on how Adolin and Kaladin should kiss on the mouth.

Me at the gym: This is good, it will make my arms stronger which will make me better at playing mariachi music

guys who have an imprisonment kink get all bricked up whenever you mention a cask of amontillado

Where's my new Animal Crossing to cope with during this strange and undesirable time period?

There once was a priestess of Janus
Whose back door was made rather famous
No ram nor no rod
Beat the gift from her god
For she really had a huge anus

Ya know what? Yeah!

There once was a fellow from Munich,
Whose member hung long past his tunic,
One day swung a blade,
From its path it had strayed,
Said he “seems I’ve become a eunuch”

It seems I only have 2 kinds of days: Doctor Worm, and Evil Fucking Wizard, and by god it’s been a lot of Wizard.