Man I wish I actually enjoyed getting high (on THC)

I came home from work, hit the vape too many times, fell asleep for an hour and now I just want to be sober because I can't think lmfao

Sometimes I know two people that seem like they'd get along really well but I don't know how to non-awkwardly introduce them to one another 🤔

woah

what if I like

got high with the Hex

Yeah, it's extremely easy nowadays but you'd need something to transfer files to the SD card

Going through this and resisting the urge to put Outer Wilds in half the slots

Someone got the munchies

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

Someone's been in a particular kinda mood, huh 👀

I might be lookin'. 👀

I have been playing an absurd amount of hours in Caves of Qud so I wanted to draw and edit something again and this is basically the entire esper experience.

Good game 10/10

I would say it'll probably just take some time to recover, if you switch back to the main account. Word spread that you got hacked (to prevent the hacker from getting anyone else), it'll spread that you got it back. Might just need to poke some friends-of-friends to ask them to unblock/re-add you.

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

oh god Tea pls no

Yeah that's what I was looking at

Okay so apparently they vibecoded themselves into a DOS on THEMSELVES

I take it back, forgive me for playing devil's advocate, this is stupid you can blame the vibecoding

I wanna meet this bat in VR and then do at least one of these things

Here I am lying on my bed on my laptop and I see one skitter across the head of the bed and go behind my laptop

I close my laptop to see it and the fucker's ON the lid of my laptop, jumps off of it and starts running directly toward me

And I was just ATTACKED in my OWN DAMN BED

this has gone too far, it is now war

I hate vibecoding and such uses of AI as much as anyone, but I feel like blaming these outages on it is a bit disingenuous?

It was (afaik) a DOS. That happens to any site. It's like blaming Musk being an asshat for a Tesla getting a flat tire. (But he IS still an asshat and AI DOES still suck.)

PS we might have a spider problem

You know, I have nothing but respect for the "😊🌸 if you find a spider in your house, be kind, catch it in a cup and take it outside!" people

But I also feel like they've never walked into one hanging from the kitchen ceiling at face level at 2 AM while another 7 on the ceiling watch on

Oh god there actually WAS one???

S a m e

I would die instantly of heat stroke in a suit

But there is nothing in the world I want more than a high quality Jai suit

I am excite 👀

You know exactly where my mind is immediately going with this

Yooo lookit this critter!

Hey @haloren.bsky.social

oh god that is Actually The Worst

As soon as you're free to be alone it is going to feel SO PEACEFUL

well THAT'S going in deltarune repainted