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CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too If only I knew how good your portfolio is Your Obama impression is so spot on! Your reddit account name really would make a great band name! I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger
this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time
Every Miku is Canon
Up and at em troops! Time to rise and shine! Get ready for your first day of active service here aboard the Northernlion Cruise!
chelsea manning looking fly as hell in a nice suit being perp walked by a dipshit party city looking nypd cop named "anger"
yesterday in NYC, jewish voice for peace organized a protest against arms sale to israel. 90 people got detained after a traffic sit in held right in front of chuck schumer's office.
as usual, chelsea manning has the coolest perp walk photos. cop's name is "anger" lmfao.
An image depicting the character Penance from ArkniiifhdGOD i NEED holy fcukging ooooofffgh
penance naked skin
#アークナイツ #明日方舟 #Arknights
woughh hi guys i just got to the northernlion cruise but as soon as i boarded the ship i felt like a huge knock on my head? im just waking up and- whats this on my arm
So once again, thank you for cruising with us tonight. You represent the ruin of my art and my life, and now you get to be a part of it. Part of what I hope is my... masterpiece. And now our final bit is a playful twist on a comfort clip: The Killing You All With Hammers.
"You repost too much pornography."
I am a patron of the arts, good sir. I'm disseminating culture among the proles. It's called noblesse oblige.
Imagine the type of swingers on the Northernlion Cruise
Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best
Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON
It's funny that Trump called Iran tough negotiators because he said "Give up your only two points of leverage forever" and they said "no"
So you’re telling me that obsessing over a hysterical anti-Ukrainian narrative, covering Hungary with insulting posters about Zelensky, and staging daily social media dramas under the guidance of Kremlin political strategists wasn’t the best electoral strategy?
the tortured analogy is, imagine if US Democrats lost against Trump three times with Hillary, Biden, and Henry Cuellar. so they just said "fuck it Mitt Romney we believe in you" and then Mitt Romney wins a filibuster-proof supermajority for Democrats vs Trump
You, years later: Hope what I said didn’t come out wrong. Oh god what if they thought I mea
United States Representative to employee: suck me off real quick?
We sent our most annoying guy to negotiate and couldn’t come to a deal. And that’s the other side’s fault, by the way,
The most "Would Be On The Epstein List" character on Venture Bros, and the least.
Cowkini Faust
Thirsty? 💦 #NIKKE
💙💦
biggest downside is that you get rid of the funniest guy in the entire game
happy international women's day. cheat on your shitty husband or boyfriend with another woman and leave together.
Bigby Wolf when he sees an unarmed palestinian child
Okay this isn’t really happening anymore so I can tell you how l had “internal ICE sources”: the 3000 very stir-crazy ICE agents were all going wild on Minneapolis Tinder. Local girls would match with them and string them along for intel. They loved to brag about what they were doing all day
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