All the better. The smiley trumps the emoji any day.

:-)

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .

so, basically this, right?
The vast majority of us, yes. The vocal few have been screaming that there's a fire for the past decade. The rest... yeah, the cartoon dog represents them perfectly.
Maybe when the coffee runs out. Or the gas. Who knows.

How non-euclidean. Charming

Swordbrero, sword designs, hanging swords, Swordstashe, Scimitar crotch guard, and.. Warrior Clown swordshoes?

BAMF there.

In the future...

Cybernetics like this are not covered under insurance.

politics?

JUST politics?

We need to think bigger. Strip them of all their assets , redistribute their wealth, and toss them out of our world.

Send all the epsteinarchs on a one way ticket to Mars.

what a loser

(not OP, but the boozoo in the photo)

Does Vox use windex or toothpaste?

Can he... eat?

How... did he upgrade his head to a flat screen?

Questions keep me up at night.

F nazis

Lovely, verizon is raising my price to access the internet by 10 dollars. Just because they can.

Bah

I think the ones from before the early 90s look different... somehow. Perhaps style or drawing medium

But these old ones always make him look fatter and Jon more... not Jon-looking. It is hard do describe.

His final evolution aught to be Biscotti Knight; twice toasted, never burnt, back with a vengeance (and a cuppa Joe)

Natural beauty vs plastic surgery

Wow. If I were in the market for a new truck (I'm not a truck person, but if I were), the smaller one looks more appealing.

A work horse doesn't need to be a land yacht. Something as big as the newer one would look ruined covered in mud. The smaller one, I think mud would give it character.

A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle

Endless cycle

I do have to say, after a rewatch, I was quite surprised on how emotive he was animated. Even had to pause a couple of times to take it all in.
Pat on the back for the animators.

I've never heard of that phrase, but as the other person said, half-assed is a term to say doing a poor job on something

a man in a suit and plaid shirt is holding a cell phone and a pen . ALT: a man in a suit and plaid shirt is holding a cell phone and a pen .

Who is he going to pardon?
And what for?

If a Magnetic Adventurer encounters a cursed sword, are they unable to not pick it up?

When you got the game, the whole game, the finished, bug-free, complete, all encompassing game, on one single disk or cart, was perfect.
You were buying a completed, finished product.

Now, you're drip-fed a perpetually in-progress product. And you're charged for every drop.

It was in the 30s the other night, and it is 80 today.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE teacher can you turn off the TV? it hurts my ears..
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
'Shut up, it isn't on'
But teacher, it is on and I can hear it, and it's giving me a headache
'I don't hear anything'
You're old
'You're in detention'
😕

Garfield published on 23/10/1990

#Garfield 23/10/1990 🐱

Oops, almost followed an AI 'artist'.

No offense, but even if you make good looking clanker trash, it's clanker trash.
#NoAI

This is literally what the 2nd and 3rd is for.

But... even up to 60 years ago, good luck with doing what the founders intended. It is impossible.

The world is healing. But has the rot gotten too deep? Who can tell?
Cutting off the dead bits can be productive to recovery, but it isn't a cure all.

Garfield published on 09/06/1997

#Garfield 09/06/1997 🐱

All emails, except spam.

Somehow

Starting May 20, Jeff Amazon has decided that if your old Kindle from 2012 if still working, no it's not, and you're going to have to buy a new one!