this is doing something really crazy to me

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

well perfect they’re abiding by the sign then, everyone is happy

i am from and of this world to the point that when someone picks a dandelion in china i feel a great sense of sadness and grief in every fiber of my being but yeah sure don’t text me back

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Our WONDERFUL and BEAUTIFUL country is once again RESPECTED. The other countries were LAUGHING at our TINY COCKS and HUGE ASSES during Sleepy Joe BUT NO MORE. Now WE get SUCKY on PRICK our DINKO GO BOINGO!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter — President DJT

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

he’s such a repulsive attention seeking hack. just another old man with a mic raging against the dying of the light, idk why he needs to rope trans people into his neurosis.

so sad that they took his hack jokes from the 90s and used them in a hateful way, literally who could have imagined that would happen.

def not him who started making those jokes at the exact time they would get him attention and now he’s distancing himself from them now that they don’t. prick.

i never thought the leopards would eat MY face

duhhhhhh why is the stream on so early??

me to the other bottoms in gay town as the only twink who can’t twerk

LEARN THE SIGNS!

A friend will:
give you a great big smile ☺️

An enemy will:
fling a throwing knife at your head with the intent to kill 🗡️

bitcoin, pronouns, hawk tua, it’s all gonna be in there

if you wanna bum yourself out just think of all the jokes gta 6 is gonna have that are gonna be soooooo tired and outdated

when you’re getting your ass beat so you blow your head off with a shotgun. 5d chess, very well done sir 🫡

i agree i wanted to name it “f-slur 69 FREE RAY BANS AT WWW.RAYBANFREE.IT”

skyrim screenshot where the stormcloak soldier about to be beheaded says “bi girls are liking my posts, imperials. can you say the same?”

i wonder how ol’ shark eyes alan thinks materially supporting the genocide conducted by the apartheid nation state of israel reflects on us

y’all are such freaks

lol low credibility fucking goons

i’m far to the left of you dumb ass

lol that was a banger post of mine so thanks for the rp. sorry your light right genocide cop was one of the worst candidates of all time. fucking scumbag.

nah, you’re just a scumbag

good, he should

lol and now he blocked me

what a ghoulish statement

oh nooooo where am i gonna get the most corny thoughts from a neocon pretending to be a lib?? 😔

damn this hasan guy sure was mean to that nazi lady. hmmm, maybe i was wrong about israel after all 🤔

just shadow boxing with an ideology you don’t understand and actively avoid engagement with