i was hoping the chuck norris stuff didnt make it here tbh

the surveys were annoying enough, now to apply for jobs they want me to play shitty web games

For the longest time I thought "Our God Is An Awesome God" was a real hymn that was like two hundred years old, but it came out in 1988, it uses "awesome" the same way the Ninja Turtles did

Hey

Welp

idk how to get followers on here, i need to be famousssssss

Alright, heading back out, hope you guys are cooler in February

hi maddie

Focus, M

my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

johnny rico in starship troopers saying “kill em all!”

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Merry Christmas people

vigilantsycamore Dec 25, 2020 Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

still my favorite christmas post

Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack

REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell

Houre Outside in the Snow - Modern Baseball I spent all of Christmas Eve trying to get warmer After standing outside for hours

Happy neck deep day to all who celebrate

This must be my exit by oso oso

2 beers in: already feels like it's one of those nights

A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"

The Wonder Years - The Upsides State Champs - Around the world and back Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to be stupid Motion City Soundtrack - I am the movie Arm's Length - Never before seen, never again found. The Wonder Years - No Closer to Heaven (10th anniversary) The Wonder Years- The Greatest Generation Acceptance- Phantoms The Wonder Years- No Closer to Heaven Broadside - Old Bones Little Big League - Those Are Good People State Champs- The Finer Things Weird Al Yankovic- Bad hair day Moxy Fruvous- Bargainville The Story So Far- Under soil and dirt Weird Al Yankovic - Weird Al Yankovic Arm's Length- There's a Whole World Out There Hot Mulligan- Pilot Hot Mulligan- Why Would I Watch Hot Mulligan- You'll be fine Neck Deep- Life's not out to get you Strong Bad- Strong Bad Sings WSTR- Red, green, or inbetween Weird al Yankovic- Even worse Weird Al Yankovic- Running with Scissors

5x5 Friday

To small accounts like me this is going viral

Have I gone viral yet

Miner giving up before he hits jackpot

Every time I stop using the app I feel like this

Okay I’m still trying to find all of Marisatomay/Jailedamanda nation #OverHere if anyone wants to help with that and rt

A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire

I will say, it would be nice to have an Every Sopranos Frame account that doesn't have a meltdown about foreigners