this is a good cat, thank you

Use bad photoshop like the ancestors did

drawing of a tree surrounded by birds in the rays of evening sun

Вечір | Evening

im becoming a tree one-trick..

#ukrart #украрт

just put "regularly lost weeks of work because she couldn't pay attention to something mundane for 20 seconds" on my tombstone at this point

his calling is clearly in specialty cheeses, but he chose to do this

we made a pact to quit smoking, of course that doesn't include /cigars/

i am in no way qualified to judge but yes absolutely

Lisa looking at a sign that reads "The haggadah from Jesus's seder" with a Maxwell House haggadah underneath. She is saying "Wait a minute. There was no seder in the Temple era!"

made a new simpsons religion posting meme

Mental illness is so weird because when you are sane and grounded it feels impossible that you could ever believe insane things but then the chemical balance in your brain flips and suddenly you do believe those things

Dog! In My Office

me: (creates thrown-together explicitly-temporary shit without thinking through the consequences, after confirming it's temporary)
coworker: ah yes, this will be the structure forever now. please make it look like a database table.

wait, what. no? it's not meant to -

/sigh/

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#pixelart

an epiphany, leading to renewed vigor and sense of purpose

lets hope it lasts.

usually IME, but it can depend on the material

if they aren't fine, then nude shorts almost certainly would be

'do it for her' but it's just pictures of me

whole wheat pepsi, my favorite

painting of columbo, peter falk

oh just one more thing

hoping it goes well and any resulting craziness is bearable

that's the one thing in the universe we're /sure/ is capable of sapience and you've got them in a petri dish thinking they're trapped in the world of doom

Folks, if you were following Hend because she used to be someone else, I get it. But it's time to cut her loose

no actually, i will /not/ blindly approve your pr if you're just marking my comments as resolved without making changes

like idk lady if you're knuckle deep could you at least /pretend/ to think of me as a person? no? okay thank you have a nice day

Misgendered! At The Gynecologist

it does not fix the associated sensory malfunctions, unfortunately

tomorrow will be better.

vyvanse really is a miracle; it lowers the difficulty of life down into 'theoretically possible' territory

imagine if i could get myself to maintain consistent access to it. it's 'only' a matter of mental logistics, but c'est la guerre

who needs sleep? me. who doesn't get sleep? the answer may surprise you

[...] because [drama] comes from [fandoms] - as everyone knows - and [fandoms are] entirely peopled with [children], and [children] are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not trust the [account] in front of you.

the ghost fingers from ducks of ages past