Last remnants of humanity watch powerless from the International Space Station as the final pockets of the Earth's surface are consumed.
Our planet is now an anchor for Xipe Totec, the alien organism we were powerless against, as it continues spreading throughout the cosmos.
Dorble Dorble is available at my Big Cartel shop.
jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
I will get us to 6k followers.
By any means necessary.
IT'S WEDNESDAY!
It's #buyastrangerabook day!
The grooviest day of all.
I'll give out TWO books.
FOR FREE.
If you'd like one, let me know.
Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know.
It's a thing! Look.
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It's #buyastrangerabook day.
If you'd like a book, but aren't sure what, let
@melissaschuh.bsky.social know the kinda stuff you like reading.
Melissa will offer you a choice of 4 books.
Choose your favourite, Melissa will pay for it & I'll send it to you!
Get in touch!
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It's #buyastrangerabook day!
@humanaqvi.bsky.social is offering to buy someone the book of their choice, up to £20!
So if there's a particular book you're after, get in touch.
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A line drawing of a Bigfoot on a white background. Above, the word "BIGFOOT" is writ large in red letters. It is captioned "it's just some guy". The vibes are intentional disrespect.
I've put up a new print on my website. I'm not expecting to sell many of these, but when I get a bee in my bonnet about something I have to see it through, and I really can't express enough how much I fundamentally don't care about a Bigfoot.
www.chickenscratch.co.uk/shop/bigfoot...
Today's no-nuance hot take is: pushy, aggressive sales tactics exist in the same continuum as rapey pickup artist strategies.
A woman (80s?) with purple hair, wearing a purple suit and purple Doc Martens, with a pretty white flower in her buttonhole pushes a cafe door open only for a tiny human (1?) to shriek an excited hello from Mum's arms.
Granny's here! And she's fabulous. (4)
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a library, a small human (4?) is trying to pick a book but she's not sure which one!
(Oh no!)
Does she want this one...
This one?
THESE ONES?
THOSE ones?!
With an exasperated roar, she beseeches the library gods: "WHY are there SO MANY?!" (1)
Three books about the artist Monet, lined up so the spines read Monet, Monet, Monet.
Must be fonet
in the rich man's world
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.
A screenshot of my bio here on Bluesk, where I added "Hugo awards nominated illustrator".
Ok, so I guess we can do this now, huh? 🙃😵💫
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Life keeps getting weirder and weirder...
Oh yeah.
Hello, we are open.
Scones are #RecipeOfTheDay – not just any old scones, but Lily’s Scones! I know you all have strong views on whether they’re topped first with cream then jam, or jam first and then cream, and you must eat them as you like. But I do feel there’s no point in debating it www.nigella.com/recipes/lily...
The Unbroken anthology launches TODAY!
The anthology benefits writer Peter Orullian, whose family has been dealing with some crushing medical issues.
I've got a Jorg story in this called "We Could Be Heroes".
Check it out on Kickst@rter!
Ink drawing with pencil colours on white paper. No ground or sky drawn, just the whiteness. On the left stands a tall, narrow house, of which we can see the front and one side. Our POV is as if we are a little taller than the house, btw. In the front of the house are two windows, one on top of the other, showing darkness inside, and a door under these. In one of the windows and just outside the door are a few people, who look pretty much the right size compared to a house. On the side of the house though, is another door, which is not far off the size of the wall. It is wide open, out of which is floating a giant (compared to the people) ghost wolf, which is whistling. The wolf is transparent but with a swirly pattern in blue over his fur. Behind all this is a row of six trees, all looking like misshapen leaves - all have very thin trunks and the actual leaves take the form of orange gloopy masses either side of the trunks. No ground is drawn, but everything is casting long, blue shadows. In the sky, a moon, which we can see all of, but a crescent of it is coloured yellow while the rest of it is blue.
New picture. Another with a wolf. A ghost wolf. A whistling ghost wolf.
Caveat frog An illustration of a frog in a modern jazz dancing pose Text reads: TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU* * just like every other day, eh? Jaunty Art 26
Today Is All About You*
An Invention of Collective Nouns A reckoning of spreadsheets. A distraction of smartphones. A prattle of podcasts. A mispronunciation of scones. A clique of photographers. A heard of precedents. An enjambment of poets. A grope of presidents. A pile of haemorrhoids. A bunion of personal trainers. A bout of estimations. A condescension of mansplainers. A stroke of geniuses. A spot of adolescents. An embarrassment of Richards. A collection correction of pedants. Brian Bilston
Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’.
𝗛𝗲𝘆!
Side Quested is up and Leo is STRESSED.
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🔷 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿?
🔹 Start here: tapas.io/series/SideQuested
🔹 Or here: sidequested.com/page/1/
🔷 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀: patreon.com/alepresser
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A cat is sitting on a colourful footstool placed next to a chair. The cat is looking directly at the camera.,
My foot stools also make excellent pet steps … as this mature feline will attest. craftysharp.etsy.com
A polaroid of an actual hamster eating a bowl of actual spaghetti and the caption reads “Dink my oup”
Found this polaroid of a meme and it’s been on my fridge for about a year and it never stops being funny to me
Illustration: a black cat sits on a mantel above a fireplace, pushing a small vase off. Before him is a scene of absolute carnage which he clearly caused. A flat screen tv lies screen down on the floor. There is a smashed vase with scattered flowers. A lacerated cushion with its stuffing spilling out. An upturned footstool. Smashed picture frames. Caption reads “cataclysm”
“Ah you’re home. Like what I’ve done with the place?”
#art #cats
A self portrait drawing. I'm in a simple interior, a door appears behind my left shoulder. I am holding a Canadian nickel (beaver side to the viewer) in front of my face between thumb & forefinger, 3 fingers splayed out, palm facing out. I'm wearing a black ball cap & hoodie. I have a grey beard, a bit unkempt.
"self (looking at Liz)", graphite on paper, 10x10", 2025-$350(Cdn) #art
Anyone want to grab one of my hand-sewn creatures? I can mail them off tomorrow.
jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
6 new lesbian pride stretchy chainmail bracelets on my workboard
Happy #lesbianvisabilityweek ! I just finished making the last half dozen bracelets I needed for restock!
Coffee office, a brown and red squiggly drawing that’s a bit like a painting that would be hyped by evil oil barons
Hospital dispute, a fun times cyan/teal/vermillion jobbie
School Holidays, the one that started the whole dealio
Golden treasures constrained by nice sexy black lines , another oil pastel drawing
!! I have added these nonfigurative drawings and two more to brand new department at my website, ‘Concoctions’ cos it seemed an acceptable word. They’re here as originals for sale. And (to the ether) can I sell them please, thanks. www.chloecumming.com/concoctions
A VERY LARGE pinkish tardigrade on green mossy surface, all from cake.
Another shot of the cake, plus info tags.
Gotta show you this tardigrade cake I saw at the American Museum of Natural History.
Kids Say Things - Gator Days Characters Bolero Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird. Tammy - Green Frog - Bolero's mother. She loves her son and thinks he's the best. Charlie - Red Frog - Bolero's father. He loves his son and thinks he's the the greatest. Transcript Panel 1 Bolero's family is getting their day going. His parents greet him cheerful smiles and inquires about his night. Bolero's dad, Charlie, has a mug that says "Big Boy Mug". As he is a big boy, he has found this mug to be suitable to his needs. Tammy: Good morning, Bolero. Charlie: Did you sleep well. Panel 2 Bolero stares off into the distance. He looks as if he has experienced a thousand life times. He speaks. Bolero: I dreamed that everybody looked like me and I didn't know who I was and I was everyone and no one. Panel 3 Bolero looks blankly in a random direction. Tammy looks at her husband with concern. Charlie is entirely unsure what they are supposed to do in this situation. Panel 4 Bolero looks back to his parents and asks an extremely important question. Bolero: Can we have chocolate pancakes? Tammy throws her arms into the air in celebration. Tammy: YES! Charlie: I'll start it now! The family had a fine morning.
Kids Say Things - Gator Days
