Train broken down on the southbound side. Luckily I’m travelling north. But they’re holding this side anyway.

🇬🇧 ❤️

Feasting off worded descriptions of the #Doomsday trailer like a Victorian child

Really don’t follow golf but I really love seeing Rory McIlroy happy

Swan in Hyde Park, London

Wild flowers in London

Nice day wasn’t it?

Trippier came to create memories and succeeded. Will never forget him taking a punt on us #NUFC

Simultaneously watching Wrexham in the Championship while starting their series looking to get promoted to the Championship.

Spoilt it haven’t I?!

Again, research is key

Probably the worst footballing fortnight of my life 😂

😢 🇮🇹

Think that’s what makes it - with the amount of stuff it’s not all going to work for everyone. I know I don’t! 😂

A weird sense of calm from it in a rather chaotic week

Don’t think anything has been stuck in my head as long as this has

I prefer a lunch man myself

Queues outside every pub and bar

YANITED

Don’t worry I know where we’re headed soon

Train work means the usual East Coast route diverts through Teesside and god it looks good today.

Bob Mortimer pulling out the Nut Job song on Last One Laughing

Is this the way to Barcelon(A)

#NUFC

A BIG WIN ON THE ROAD! 🙌

Must win toastie?

In an incredible turn of free will I’ve managed to watch the Spy Kids trilogy today and that’s totally fine

If you put chicken in front of most Italian surnames, they just sound delicious

Or a drunken geordie trying to order a pint

Big highlight from the Barcelona game:

Linesmen sounded like some sort of Italian double act #NUFC

Was something very peaceful about St. James’ last night before the lights came on and preparations started.

Highlights:

OOOOOOSUUUUULA #NUFC

Wolves I didn’t realise you were chill like that

I draw the line there

Honestly I’m bleeding out here 🤌

Spent the day filming in Glasgow and now stopping off for the night in the city that will always have the spirit of my 2013 fringe summer.

My Scotch-Italian blood is flowing.