Okay so never wearing it

That's twice I've dreamt I need to find a tiger costume but failing to find one. For what? Where am I going?

"whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create"
-me scrubbing "DROP TABS!" off the bathroom wall

Severance is making me feel Ways about Things

Goosed

Two lines of three dimensional sans-serif letters colored in gradients of blue and purple reading ‘Maybe it will/Happen today’. Above the ‘y’ in’ today’ and with its bottom point nestled neatly into the fork of the letter it’s a similarly dimensional golden pentagram with little flares of golden light glinting off its vertices. The entire lockup is superimposed over a glittering rainbow as it all streaks together through a black void.

Can't pass until you pay the pets tax

Stretched really well before my swim today and wow. Has anyone heard of this? Could be really big. I should do it again.

Upon further examination, I just needed a cookie.

Already done with everything. A record.

The absolute agony of needing to speed up something beyond my control

They'd like to thank Poilievre for making it all possible 🫣

Eliminating libraries in prisons is a disaster, completely shortsighted. Libraries are a lifeline for incarcerated people who want to learn and grow, and have few other options.

Not a big fan of the public today

I learned pharmacists can give injectable medication and bill MSI for it. They saved my ass 2+ weeks of hell by giving me my Endometriosis medication. Bless.

It's the ultimate irony that the endometriosis flare-up happens while updating stuff for the menstrual supplies drive. You're hilarious, ovary.

My body can have a little iron. As a treat.

Genuinely what

Its time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to close my e-mail
Or there's gonna be a fight
(Bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp!)

Send her back

At the end of a long day, I know both my car and the long-unmoving Fart car will be waiting for me.

Don't kick the baby

I dreamt I was an assassin, posing as a scout leader because my mark was also a scout leader. Except my scouts wouldn't stop screwing around in the woods so I never caught up to her troop to take her out. Next time I guess.

Hm. You make a persuasive argument.

I must stop loafing around 🍞

Back at it 🥽

If swallowing becomes an issue, a blender and chopper with various size capabilities. Smoothies & blended soups become popular.

A variety of things to reach for to keep occupied. Books, shows, puzzles. Stuff you can leave off and go back to if they tire easily.

If anyone is looking to buy a baby