Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

And I'll be having a launch event @burleyfisher.bsky.social on 27 March, with readings from Sarah McCreadie, Helen Bowell and Rachel Lewis (and me obvs): burleyfisherbooks.com/products/lau...

Prickle - flipped eye publishing A deadpan dissection of modern living set against a backdrop of bed bugs, boyfriends, remote job interviews and incisive introspection.

I am launching my debut pamphlet with @flippedeye.bsky.social and you can get it from their website here: flippedeye.net/product/pric...

“I think most writers live half lives. You’re half in your life and half in your head, going on with what you’ve been writing; the sort of divided page of every day”

— Anne Carson

Perry, the deceased donkey mentioned.

Donkey from the ‘Shrek’ movies.

Perry, the donkey who served as the Donkey model for Shrek, has passed away at the age of 30.

Watching the bit of Shrek where they play hallelujah and my brother comes in and says ‘classic Christmas: depression and ogres’ and my boyfriend replies ‘ok that’s enough about Rachel’ 😑😑😑

I have watched Sabrina Carpenter’s Netflix special twice tysm

Normalise quantity over quality

DYCP = Develop Your Crying in Public

Thinking bout her (3pm Pepsi max)

The world is on fire but I am glad she is alive and well

An unhinged post to start this account but in the summer when I would leave early I’d always see this incredibly chic woman and 6 months later I am on the early train and !!! A floor length fur coat and leather boots !!!

Ada Limon showing how its done