You can tell it’s a dog of a policy when albo tried to find a way to wedge his mother’s corpse into it

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gale na @poisonjr. 48 YEAR OLD DAD: The rowing team used to go wild to this track before our tournaments BEASTIE BOYS SONG COMING THROUGH THE LAND ROVER SPEAKERS: (Screenshot of twitter convo between maximumgraves and dunstonchexin) max graves @maximumgraves.9h they put me in the smallener. they made me small FunstonChecksin @dunstonchexin. You went to the beach that makes you small? max graves @maximumgraves yeah now im 1ft tall

Three panel comic. Panel 1: young man in a hoodie looking morose and sitting on a swing set. He says “she’s breaking up with me…” Panel 2: next to him is a glyptodon, an early ancestor of armadillos. With his head in his hands, the young man says “what do I do glyptodon?” Panel 3: the glyptodon says “I’m like an early ancestor of armadillos. The young man angrily replies, “are you even listening man?”

These are also the three types of job

at this point i consider working for bluesky to be red flag like who are these people

Doesn’t BlueSky only have like 1m active users? If you’re blocking 300,000 of them you might as well be blocking all of them

This is so funny. I’m blocked as a result of this action and, despite my feelings, my criticism of AI on here has been muted at worst.

A naive question: How do you model something when you don't know the criteria you are going to impose?

I think people are often rightly suspicious of self-described male feminists, but even so I'm not afraid to stand up and say that we shouldn't be eating women for lunch.

An email from "Women in Finance Lunch"

I don't know how I ended up on this mailing list but I've been getting these emails for a while now and every time I do, it reads to me like the women are in the lunch

Canberra Times newspaper headline that reads Sweeping changes to NDIS will save $15 billion a year, Mark Butler says

Labor wouldn't need to make any changes to the NDIS if it implemented the proposed tax gas which is estimated to earn Australia $17 billion!

They'd even get a little bonus...

Oh ok, it's not necessarily permanent.

Screenshot from Wikipedia: "One exception was Frederick II, Holy Roman Emperor, who was twice excommunicated by the pope during a Crusade. Frederick II ignored this and was moderately successful in the Holy Land."

I always though excommunication was a "one and done" kinda deal

It's the carefully cropped "OMG who did this?! 😅" with extra steps

They should invent a pope in Avignon

I know but I'm not telling

For $65,000 I expect at least 6 family trips in the nuclear submarine per year

They were the premium (x dollars per minute) phone numbers for things like phone psychics, "adult" chat lines etc., which are now 1900 (or 190x) numbers.

I believe the change from 0055 to 1900 occurred around the same time that we moved from 7 to 8 digit standard phone numbers, in the mid-nineties

Have just seen that my work's IT policy bans the use of company devices for calling "0055" numbers, in case I find myself transported back in time to the 1990s

The Matrix Reloaded is good

Got it done finally

Agree to disagree, everything else is part of space,we’re the exception

Nighttime satellite photo of the illuminated grid of Chicago, captioned “This is Chicago from space”

Incorrect, Chicago is from Earth

Don't waste your nondescript grey sludge at home! Send it to our boys on the front!!

"Salmon Origin and Meaning The name Salmon is a girl's name of English origin meaning "salmon, a fish". Possibility for fish enthusiasts, but works better for a boy."

Yeah ok

Look, I don't play it well. I put it on easy mode and go on never-ending wars of expansion. If I try it on the harder difficulties the game mechanics inevitably lead to constant revolts

The strait isn't even of any real significance in Crusader Kings - that's just where I learnt most of my European geography

Unfortunately the crossword I was doing mentioned the strait of Bosporus so I'm going to be thinking about playing Crusader Kings for the rest of the week