Shout out to Women

aww well you see it's a little rat plushie from ikea clothed in the packaging for "moroccan style houmous" how delightful

aww well you see it's a little rat plushie from ikea clothed in the packaging for "moroccan style houmous" how delightful

whatever. go my houmous

this is a good one

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i have also been saying this

my entire right hand is in so much pain fuck me man i didnt even do anything :(

my ability to become obsessed with literally anything should be studied

i dont think ive ever broken my nose or anything but theres this sharp piece of bone that sticks out on one side of the bridge its strange

YES GIRLIEEEE! PREACH YOUR SHIT! dont let them get you 🙏🙏🙏

godbless crackers for saving my life (the food)

stuck in a vicious cycle of being lightheaded because i need to eat but not being able to eat because every time i get up to get food i get lightheaded and need to lay down again 😭

im SO eepy sleepy rn

shook me to the core can not lie but luckily no one else heard and i did t answer 😭

regularly think about how my late stage alzheimers grandad who can not form word let alone sentences suddenly locked in one day and asked me if i was a boy

fighting for my life and losing

real and true actually

submitting all my courseworks even tho im 70% sure i did them wrong but i give up 😍🙏

fuck my stupid yaoi life

had someone in my twitter dms call me a maam sir what does this mean for my gender

the fog is finally consuming this shitty island 😍

not even kidding i went to the Dr for this when i was a kid😭😭😭

all my oomfs have stolen all the good mouse christmas puns

this is me

merry christmouse. season's squeakings. etc.

never beating the cheese loving white person allegations

i love listening to the same song on loop for days on end

current one is "Rules" by The Hoosiers (peak)

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.