Five-year olds: famously known for needing a deep conversational framework for play.

The Anthrax vaccine wasn't all that bad, really. You could hardly tell it was manufactured in a facility contaminated with rat feces.

the double spacing before "bits" implies a rich and telling internal editing procedure.

Great Falls should not exist as a going concern. The air base is a load bearing employer that everything else rests upon.

Drones?

Hey PBS, love the effort hey is any other state actor fueling the civil war, maybe the side doing the genocide?

U know,
Another
Entity?

How will I know when to clap at new things?

Dadsoftiktok appear to be doing it wrong

Eating a sesame cake in celebration

Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: An Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammar 9/13/24 1/7/26

It takes effort!

We started with perfidy, piracy was the next logical step.

I just want them designated nordic skiing tracks in winter months.

I think, perhaps you missed the thrust of what I was saying. My six year old could do that ride and back.

WHAT FAMILY OF FOUR COULD EVER

Oh man, I hope the right wing doesn't find out about this. They get very upset about this kind of thing.

"I sincerely apologize for the oopsie libel I did, please don't arrest me on the way to the airport."

Google Maps directions for a 1.5 hour bicycle ride from Eden Prairie to Minneapolis

Could you even imagine? It would take
almost 100 minutes!

The baby processing a rare sugar infusion with manic glee is the payoff parents deserve.

Thank you, Coach, for making a godly decision.

Oh thank God, Mississippi's public schools have been living too high too long.

It totally did though *in certain circles*

That's the stuff! Thank you both!

It would be much funnier to me if I could put a face to the voice.

Near the beginning of her rebuttal as she's gasping for air from a rough question some dude from the gallery asks to be heard and is summarily denied.

Yeah, but where could I possibly put such things? The Internet?

Do you happen to recognize the dude who tried to White Knight and got told to stfu?

I'm holding out because I know there are better EVs just across the ocean. As soon as I can buy a BYD I'm in.

Attach a "no dumping" sign

I listen to it in the headphones I'm deeply lost in. Tbh, I probably should have been mugged a decade ago.

I love posts like these because apparently I'm a super tough badass who can handle the streets.