I tried my best! Reply with a pic when you get it!

I'm manifesting CHAOS

SPOLER ALERT

Every Tom Cruise movie is actually a documentary about him trying out a new job

Day one on Stranger Things, officially over ten years ago holy wow. Me and Officer Callahan aka John Reynolds. I had glasses for about five minutes until the Duffers and Kimberly Adams the costume designer 86'd them

Listen y'all were a MENACE

Chat BBG

I'm still thinking about Tim Roth eating that baby

"We need a fresh set of eyes on this."

Where do you expect me to get eyes at this hour!

Nobody does any good Harrison Bergeron references anymore

I have never seen a grown man say the word "tummy" so much

I long for the days of one year ago when talentless people had to spend money to make bad videos

Bad Photoshop is better than AI

Hey I have no creative skillset at all and I'm not willing to learn one, look what I can do with AI!

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag blowing in the wind wanting to start again?

TJOBJOBO

Give the Good Boy dog an Oscar already

I have never fact checked anything

That John Wayne Gacy guy was a real stinker but did you see that puppet show he did? Pretty good! #LikeTheArt #NotTheArtist

Sorry that was a message for the guy that handles my flies for me

Release the flies

Can't believe Progressive came up with Flotection before Tampax did

Vigilante won't take blood money because he has some scruples. Some very wealthy comedians should take note

Did you Grill Boss too close to the sun

Bro I'm just trying to live deliciously why is this such a problem to you!

If they ever put something in a cartoon that I didn't agree with I would have an aneurysm

Thanks to the WOKE MIND VIRUS I can't squirt whipped cream down my pants at Starbucks anymore

Ok but those shoes that look like hooves. Why are they

Find me at Whole Foods I DON'T CARE