What happened to purple?! So fickle, smh.

I apparently am, while I’m over here just posting like, kawaii edits of Captain Picard and my cats, so I dunno what even earned me the gold star but I’ll take it.

This game is my ultimate play toy dolls. It is a little too amusing to me!

Yaaaay I think you’re going to have a lot of fun with it!

Ahaha well, time to get POKING!

…..uh oh, make that two of us.

Thank you!! I got my monitor today and I feel like an actual child nervous about the damned thing! I keep wondering, what if my skin is too thin or thick, what if I give too much or too little blood, what if I hit a nerve, what if I bruise my fingers…….

Die Zauberflöte in its entirety.

I love every time I have to explain to my German husband that “salad” doesn’t always mean SALAD when it comes to American food.

‪Man, I was so jealous of every kid in school with a big dog shirt. Yes, your mother lets your irreverent spirit fly! Make a made 90s movie reference for me! Be grouchy!‬

I think about this poem at least twice a week.

The women yearn for this so much I’m convinced it’s a bit encoded into us.

Dumb question but does anyone have any tips for using a glucose reader? I have non-diabetic hypoglycemia so this is all new to me and I know the finger prick doesn’t hurt but I’m weirdly anxious about doing it “wrong”!

Nice and chic, what’s the rent? (The woods by me have lots of these and they really do work! We have so many bats.)

A shitty Twitter ad that says Where will you be if you die tonight? In the past 24 hours, over 120,000 people have died. When will it be your turn, and what awaits you then?

Advertising is so good now. I don’t even know what I’m being sold but I’m buying.

‪Really shocked this didn’t win the Booker prize, which means now I have to read that and be the judge.‬

Such a gorgeous sandy color, what’s his name?

Tshirt of a dog wearing sunglasses saying: gas costs so much, I can’t afford to fart!

Not to question the logic of a Big Dog shirt but wouldn’t this be the opposite? You’re producing your own gas. You’re saving so much money, dude. You’re self-sufficient. Off the grid.

Paul Murray - the bee sting

Read. Cried twice, nearly broke my kindle with anxiety during the last 50 pages. DEVASTATING. I adored the shifting perspectives & dreadful foreshadowing that try as you may to ignore, you know what’s coming the whole damn book and then—!Wonderfully experimental at times in form.

Everyone in love applies superlatives to their spouse but my husband is the kindest, most empathetic, most driven and smartest person I know. He tucks me into bed every night, cooks for us every single day, is furthering his career for us, and he sings to our cats. Damn, okay.

“This is a horror movie, there’s nothing sexy about that.”

The royals were right, it’s the best color to drape yourself in.

Also, like, let’s be honest. Goodreads is full of the most illiterate dogshit opinions out there, why get mad at it?

Lmao yeah I saw that one too. Two things can be true, it can in fact be BOTH sexy and about addiction!

Sweet Grape Tomatoes is a lovely cat name.

Hi friend!! Love the overalls!

The swirl in the first is especially gorgeous!

Ohhhh I love it! I’ve said it before but you are really good at your shading values!

Love both the new hair and the dress!!

They’re at least a lot lighter now, for all the times I’ve dropped it on my face in bed.