Love both the new hair and the dress!!

They’re at least a lot lighter now, for all the times I’ve dropped it on my face in bed.

LOVE THOSE!!!

Apfelwein for meeeeee

Ohhhh that’s sleek! Moon coffee!

Ohhhh hell yeah! You should be damned proud! You must be wonderful!

Awww that checks out, lately a solid 30% of my brain capacity out for a walk is spent making sure I don’t step on any! Well. You gave her the gift of life and she wanted to return the favor?

I was so afraid of cursing as a kid that I’d say “heckacopter” and cry when my brother said “crap”. This all came to a head when I accidentally called my mom a bastard when I was trying to jokingly call her a buzzard, which is also rude but…I forget where this was going, okay.

Oh my god I don’t know which I love more, thank you graciously

Stinkbug, if my cats and their balcony bounty are any indication?

Jumpscared at seeing my city mentioned. And yup, the lounges still exist! Several, in fact.

What is the source of this image because I’m obsessed?!

He is going to a metal concert, he’s practicing his corpse paint.

Oh I am fine! But thank you! I have very frequent nightmares which are usually upsetting so this one was silly. I get along really well with my team lead so the dream was honestly pretty funny and I will surely tell him about it next meeting we have.

Wikipedia summary for a small toucan with a burgundy colored head, grey body, and red wings.

You can just keep clicking random birds on Wikipedia until you reach one that’s new to you. It’s free. Meet the lettered aracari.

I dreamt I was playing dungeons & dragons with my team lead but he was admonishing me for putting all my stats into the wrong attributes and I woke up sobbing. Surely this isn’t a reflection of any of my career related anxieties!

I won’t admit to how long it took me to realize that’s NOT the name of it.

Awwww, I know the feeling, when my husband has to travel for work I am so BORED and lonely. I hope you have some nice solo plans too!

Looooove the spiked collar!

Belly pats?!

God now I’m jealous of a cat

Needs a heating pad and perhaps some aromatherapy.

Awww yours is def cuter than the official art!

WE ARE SO BACK

My cats may as well be used for cosmetic testing with the amount of lipstick smooches I leave on them.

No one even TRIED to defend grapes, they are just not suitable for table eating. Apologies to the humble bunch.

I feel ya, my husband and I have a shoebox apartment in order to save up so that we may move internationally and find a house one day and I look to your posts as inspiration that it will be worth it!!! 🙏

INSPIRING and well-deserved!

I know nothing about horse racing or that game but knowing it has actual horse names is the first thing that has tempted me, incredible turn of phrase. Sappho could never.

May I shake your paw, sir?