He has been using maps and making his own for half a decade now.

Thanks! I am really impressed by it.

Sadly, so may performers these days are lip syncing to their songs. Especially is they are jumping around a lot. You can always tell because the notes are too perfect.

As an engineer, I can’t argue with that. Though currently we have a large stock of this paper and he loves drawing on it.

He is writing up an entire adventure for the setting. The party inherits the old manor and eventually they will find the secret door in the wine cellar. It leads to the mummified remains of a former prince and his cultist minions.

Map of Mirth Manor

Map of the dungeon below Mirth Manor.

Old school mapping from the 9-year-old DM. This is far better than any map I drew at that age.

This is the map of Mirth Manor with the dungeon below the wine cellar.

“Roll initiative” sounds so much cooler with an echo.

Long live King Bigbog!!

Good point.

I didn’t even think of that. Good point.

I want to watch them actually perform their song and put their heart into it.

20/4 just doesn’t have the same feel.

I am not sure why lip syncing has become an accepted practice in live performances.

I don’t want to pay to hear your recording of the high E in Phantom of the Opera.

Such a great song.

That song would definitely represent a lot of games.

Conversations with the 9yo DM:

Me: If your campaign was a song, what would it be?

9yo DM: I would love to say something epic like Immigrant Song but it’s more like My Own Worst Enemy by Lit

🎵It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy… every now and then (the DM) kicks the living 🤪…🎵

He is a lore bard who learns everything he can about dragons so he can slay them. He is missing a few teeth from being beat up when he was younger. He wears a brass loop earring and a belt with an overly large buckle.

Excellent backstory

The Pong Krell episodes are great and he is an epic warrior.

Sounds like a great party.

His dream has ended.

Me too.

Same fate

Conversations with the 9yo DM:

9yo DM: I don’t think small characters would be slower than medium characters. I am as fast as you because I have a high dex.

Me: You are as fast as me because my ability score in “effort” is much lower than yours.

9yo DM: So you’re lazy-slow?

Poor Goobelsnock. He has a dagger, two potions, and a bag of dried fish.

Looks fun.

DnD plot hook from a 9 year old: A tiny goblin dreams of slaying a dragon and sets off to discover his destiny.

Would you join Goobelsnock on his quest?

Very true.

Yes!! Congrats