Keep forgetting i have bluesky, honestly this website kinda sucks compared to twitter, maybe that’s cause i havent really built an algorithm tailored to me yet tho

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!!!

Keep forgetting i have this app

What is star of providence

Finalist for "I Voted" sticker contest in MI, by middle schooler Jane Hynous. It has a werewolf mid-transformation tearing off a blue tank top and howling. The background is an American flag and the words "I VOTED." (Also, the wolf is wearing gray pants.)

turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

Did you intend for me not to

Trump, Obama, Clinton, and Bush decided to race to decide who was the fastest.

Trump went 1st and he ran from the start to the finish line in 23:34 minutes.

Clinton went 2nd and got 15:28 minutes.

Obama went after and did 10 minutes, thinking he may have won.

Until Bush did 9:11.

Yeah it is

Oh yeah

Huh???

How is this a meme??? It’s literally just how to eat a sucker

Saw four deer in the yard, one was a baby

He’s the guard

Average fast food experience

Rock n Roll makes me want sushi

The cat’s just looking for some snacks

Hope they don’t want expensive shoes

Folks, celebrate your friends. I know you probably know this, but it's easy to forget. Take joy in their successes and cheer on their moments in the sun, and always let them know they make your life better. It matters.

School computer blocked homestuck

Did the cat order anything

Most people realize that’s a scam tho