The whole bunker/ballroom fiasco won't protect Trump if the Secret Service and the White House guards will steer directly to the President any random white woman from Arkansas who claims to be delivering fast food.
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J.D. Vance should spend as much time influencing elections in the U.S. as he did in Hungary, and he should start with Oklahoma Republican Kevin Hern's Senate campaign.
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Melania's unbelievable performance is just a distraction from all of the other distractions.
Current weather forecast for Appomattox Court House National Historic Park show clear skies and 52 degrees F, with predicted sunny skies and mild weather for the next two days.
Perfect weather for celebrating Confederate Surrender Day!
Does anyone who believes that these are the Book of Revelations end times really think that the antichrist would be chosen by an election?
From now on, April 1st will be known as Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson Suffers No Fools Day.
Two small dogs sit on carpeted floor about a half meter apart. Both dogs are wearing white dishtowels draped over their backs, held together in front of their chests by small binder clips.
Sonia and Fergus re-enact the Exodus from Egypt. Fergus looks on as Sonia recites the Bark Adonai on the first Seder night.
Had it been another day
I might have looked the other way
But with my little phone in hand
I knew you'd like to see how grand
They looked, di-di-di-di'n'di
A casually dressed, diverse crowd sits in the stands of Excite Stadium (San Jose, CA). Many wear team colors or clothing that identifies them as fans of the San Jose Giants or the Oakland Ballers. Six men wear tall, flat topped, red fezzes with thick black tassels and sparkling gold letters and symbols that identify them as members of the Shriners.
A group of fez-wearing Shriners enjoyed last night's Oakland Ballers vs. San Jose Giants game. They should have received reduced parking fees for their tiny cars.
@oaklandballers.bsky.social
Headline in The Mercury News (San Jose, CA) published March 24, 2026: "Teenager throws juice box, hits customer in the head at Los Gatos Safeway." Sub headline: "Box explodes on impact, causing the victim pain."
Big crime wave in Los Gatos, CA.
This never happened in the Biden administration.
Three bright yellow golf balls rest in an open box on the left of the picture. Abutting that box is the lid, which has a graphic comparing two different models of the company's golf balls. Each comparison is a bar graph, one kind of ball represented by a beige bar and the other by a dark gray bar. The graphs are labeled "ball speed," "distance," "launch," "flight," "wedge spin," and "compression." The pairs of beige and gray bars vary slightly in length from each other, but none identifies the units of measurement, the scale of the graphs, the origin point of the represented bar graph.
What do these comparisons mean? What units of measurement? What is the scale?
Or is this just the golf ball version of "This one goes to eleven"?
Your mind is greater. My remark pretty much exhausts my knowledge of golf.
Additional observation supporting your eclectic fashion sense:
Binney-Smith reaped huge profits from parents who bought the Crayola 64-crayon boxes, multicolor wonderlands to explore, for presents for their children. There's no market for single-color 64s, nor even tasteful grey-to-taupe range 64s.
People should definitely take fashion advice from you. Much more inspiring than most other sources!
Trump takes a Mulligan.
It's the only way to selvage my reputation.
Hoping for a do-over that erases Kristi Noem's disastrous record as secretary of Homeland Security, Trump has teed up Markwayne Mulligan to replace her.
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?
2.a. Never go against a Hott if your threadbare game can't stand to lose the yardage.
Woof. I'm not quite barking mad yet, though that fate looms in the future.
I'm a bit of a linenist myself.
Tom Cotton is smarter than them all, especially Tom Cotton.
Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Man in Black: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
A screen capture of Sen. Tom Cotton's TwitterX post from 7:07 a.m., Mar. 3, 2026 opens with Cotton's statement, "Iran has been an imminent threat to the United States for 47 years. The president was right to act." Under these words is a capture of Cotton's interview on FoxNews with a picture of the senator on the left and a blurry gray and turquoise graphic from U.S. Central Command.
"Imminent ... for 47 years."
Imminent.
Tom Cotton is the Vizzini of the Senate.
The FIFA Peace Prize 2025 trophy rests upon a black pedestal. The brass trophy depicts a number of human hands stretching upward, fingertips supporting a globe with textured details of Earth's oceans and land forms.
Edvard Munch's painting. "The Scream," depicts a simplified blue-clad human form standing in the foreground next to a red railing, hands clasped to the sides of its head. The most prominent feature of the face is its open mouth, a vertical oval below stylized anguished eyes.
Today, that FIFA Peace Prize looks like a scream.
MARKEY: Do you think Trump's EO promoting glyphosate, which you've said likely causes cancer, will put families' health at risk?
MEANS: These issues around ag & health are extremely complex. My understanding is this has to do with natl security
MARKEY: I'm just trying to help you agree w/ yourself
He's weak even as a dictator. At a mere one hour and 48 minutes, Trump's SOTU address pales by contrast with Fidel Castro's seven hour and ten minutes speech in 1986.
By tuning in late, I missed Kid Rock's opening act for the SOTU address.
Brilliant. I hope it wins the Oscar. youtu.be/dxpjzOLVRR0?...
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