It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
Posts by Jarrett, Probably
I think the worst part about writing a paper is when you cross the minimum word count, but aren't actually done the paper. How am I supposed to compulsively measure my progress with the word count feature once I've already crossed that minimum? Where the hell am I supposed to get dopamine now?
It'll be totally fine. Its safe to move. It has to be safe to move, or they wouldn't move it. Right?
...Right?
The Jetsons lied to us
There are so many caveats in this, it's hilarious. Even the genAI boosters have to constantly warn you about using it.
Remember when word processors came out, along with multiple dire warnings about how carefully you had to use them?
Oh, right, that didn't happen, because WP are actually useful.
My beautiful wife dancing in the blue lights on the dance floor.
Two friends with my wife and I photobombing like creepers in the background.
My wife and I posing on the balcony of a friends' place with a stunning Kamloops mountain view behind us.
My stunning wife and I laughing with an incredible rolling mountain view and powerful cloudscape behind us.
Law Ball!
Luckily no, BC based. They did our overhaul a few years back, so we're not trying to learn quite as on the fly. Going to be an interesting time for the ON students to be learning it!
Much better than expected! May not be a Civ Pro yet, but not a Civ Amateur either apparently.
teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”
10/10 take. no notes
the computer is NOT conscious. until you put googly eyes on it
A man named is being interviewed in a television screen capture. The caption reads “Gerald Jankowski, One Angry Guy."
His kids disappoint him
He's pissed off at life
He screams at the news
He yells at his wife
He once punched a Girl Scout
Who looked at him wrong
He tripped an old woman
For singing a song
Just stay out of his way
Or risk a black eye
He's
I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!
“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”
High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
Congrats to Ray-Ban for ensuring most articles about creeps filming women without their consent will now be accompanied by a photo of their product and logo.
Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.
microdosing the horrors by being awake
Too bad, slopguy
If genAI was truly unstoppable, there'd be no point in saying it. Inescapable things don't need this much constant cheerleading.
"It's inevitable!"
Okay. So you can shut up about it and the end result will be exactly the same, so you might as well just stop annoying everyone.
It was 5.
Do you want to know the flavours, or prefer surprises? I even recently figured out how many flavours I actually made.
Some days you make 90 tarts in various flavours and top them all with a no bake cheesecake filler for tart roulette. Today is some days.
AVATAR is the MORBIUS of DUNEs.
Ancient people celebrated the darkest, shortest day of the year and so should you because fuck being awake.
Please enjoy arbys.
A Christmas cracker joke which reads: What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? Con medicine
Your annual reminder that if you get this cracker joke and are confused by it, it's apparently because "ffi" is a special character in some fonts and when the typeface is changed to one that doesn't have it, those letters disappear. It's supposed to be "coffin medicine".
Exams are done. Shopping in nearly done. Bags are packed. Apartment is clean. Final checklists underway before real holidays begin!
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