I did write a 25-page paper on the F-22, which at the time was a massive boondoggle with huge cost overruns.

Hardly recall any of it except I argued that the program should be canceled.

I never wrote a senior thesis

Not in high school, not in college

I don’t know if it was just my major that didn’t require it, or the whole school

This is why The Thomas Crown Affair (brosnan remake) is the best heist movie

hasan piker is fucking rich! richer than I or you will ever be! something to consider when he tells you to shoplift

Guarantee there’s a booster getting ready to Mike Price him

A guy worth $8 million talking about “the rich” is, well, rich

Fun fact: Women's sports are segregated not to protect women, but to protect *men* from losing *to* a woman.

Don't believe me? Look up Jackie Mitchell. Struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. Then suddenly women were unfit to play baseball.

I remember when Boeing moved production to inbred central and then their planes started falling out of the sky

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

Get your tech guy under control he’s wildin’ out

Now I’m imagining Bugs Bunny giving Walken’s True Romance monologue

Th fact that so many of them call it a “jab” does tend to suggest that, yes.

At least she had a school

"Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated which day the New York Mets suffered their 11th straight loss. It was on Sunday, not Monday. Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day."

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

I guess, but it mostly comes off as extreme one-upsmanship

Like oh you had to eat dirt as a kid? We didn’t even have dirt.

I just didn’t have enough confidence to complain about it

”You adjust really well to changing situations”

Because lol no I absolutely did not at the time

Sounds like you need to kick an ass or two

It’s “coal miner’s families don’t even have streets to sleep on” for me

Like what reality did that lady exist on

Her last name being synonymous with hippie nonsense is a little on-the-nose

every one of them would use that “work backward” calculation, they must teach it in vendor school

Why are these people so attached to some rickety ladders nobody’s supposed to be on?

Is it just aesthetics?

let’s say a given item was $100

I agree to a 20% markup expecting that to mean $120

They’d bill $125 “because 25 is 20% of 125”

I do find it funny how many people basically mean “woman in position of power” when they complain about HR.

I used to fight with vendors on this all the time because we had very different ways of calculating what their markup would be

Real Confederate flag meme First panel: stars and bars (magneto: show me the real confederate flag) Second panel: white flag of surrender (magneto: I said the real confederate flag) Third panel: a pile of ashes (william tecumseh sherman: perfection)

I‘d almost forgottwn about that helmet-haired psycho, thanks a lot 😛

I'm sorry it's just weird to see a story putting forth someone who went back out for mercenary service as anti-war, I need a minute

Someone needs to tell these people flash mobs were an early-2000s thing and we all agreed they’d be left there.