It gets worse every year; the older I get, more and more people simply become, "Hey there, you!"

A new study suggests that people with the least amount of resources tend to die sooner than people with the most resources.

Also in breaking news, people who get pushed off tall buildings tend to die more than those that are not...

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This Halloween's top selling MAGA costume...

Imagine if all the substantive things Donald could work on with the time he spends trolling us on social media.

(I’m kidding! He’s too stupid & incompetent to accomplish any substantive things.)

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You know the one thing on the mind of that guy holding the astronauts as they lift them into the helicopters. "Don't drop one, don't drop one, don't..."

The crewmembers are leaving the capsule! Absolute heroes for humanity.

<Standing ovation!!>

Splash Down!!!

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

A lot of nasty / ignorant people generally use a lot of words to say, "I enjoyed the taste of lead paint as a child. "

Of course...

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That's no moon... 😬