Is this still on offer? Because yes please!

Chonkin’

Same journey, feel free to DM progress pics. 😘

TBRU

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Signed up for a new gym that comes with a sauna. What do you think?

Let’s get it 🏋️

There’s room for one more.

Wow what am I to do with these maids of milking now?

My sleighbells are tingling.

You got snacks?

I asked the big guy and it’s to late jury has decided… you’ve been very very naughty.

Who’s coming down your chimney?

Can we normalize gatekeeping my favourite sausage roll shop in London used to be grab and go. 6 years later a 2hr line for a sausage roll 🥲

Glow up 😍 - felicitations

I love being gay; my bf and I just got cruised by two daddies in the duomo of Milan.

Heading to confession rn. ✝️

Coming over to sit on that lap and tell you what I want rn.

Catch me in the 🚬 bars.

But also I’m in Italy so it’s super conflicting because I’m having a really good time and have eaten my weight in pesto pasta.

Eat your feelings, enable 2FA, back your shit onto your own hard drives and change your passwords.

Meta doesn’t care about you, feed the machine.

I recently lost 17 years worth of data because Meta is dumb and run by incompetents.

I sent my gov ID to them and they still won’t give me ownership back.

Some crypto cunt is holding it hostage and meta is supportive of this.

It feels super duper invasive and bums me out, everything is TERRIBLE.

Side view of a hairy fat dude nude but for a cap. Waist up.

It’s a Kris (Keris)- They originated from Indonesia.

Thought to have magical powers and used in traditional ceremonies.

Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It’s giving rollercoaster.

actually, not small enough.

coffee cup POV.

not participated in yeeeeuhrs but here’s a TT for you.

sleep, it’s what’s for lunch.

brt!