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Posts by Imran Khan

It was -very dumb- to put CoD on Game Pass day one in the first place but they needed to make that argument to ram the acquisition through the court of public opinion. That and the eternal Xbox "it'll probably work itself out" mentality.

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I really so genuinely think that game not performing to Microsoft's expectations (which were likely sky-high to start paying for the acquisition to begin with) has caused an existential freak out at that company as no one wants to be blamed for why

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but about Call of Duty: Black Ops 7

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Vampire Crawlers is out today! There's a weirdly low number of reviews, so you can just rely on mine.

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Fighting games need more "Oh I wasn't even trying" Slayer-type characters

I will be disappointed if Ingrid is not one

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I MADE IT HAPPEN

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God Nintendo just put your fucking trailers on YouTube fuck

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Tomodachi Life is Jean-Paul Sartre’s No Exit as a comedy

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Sometimes I think about how my cat clearly knows what pride is and she is full of it but she has never done anything to earn it in her life and maybe that’s a lesson for all of us

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I thought Blaseball was over

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Vampire Crawlers Review: Crawling in My Skin | Restart.run I am not sure my brain should handle this many endorphins at once.

Good morning! I reviewed Vampire Crawlers and, uh

it's real good and difficult to tear yourself away from. I have some small issues that I imagine will get ironed out over time, but this is the definition of a game you lose days to, not hours. www.restart.run/articles/vam...

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When you go on a date and the Dark Souls life bar appears on screen

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Me buying a lot of fast food: Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!

Me eating all that fast food: Well this fucking sucks.
What the fuck.

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Not from a Jediiiiii

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huskpupz posting on twitter saying: "no parappa" after the character in tomodachi life asks: "It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?"

huskpupz posting on twitter saying: "no parappa" after the character in tomodachi life asks: "It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?"

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Me, knowing entirely well I would buy a deodorant called Yoshi’s Safari: yeah

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I have a few weeks before my next review, so have a few possible games to play and am curious which people would recommend:

- Death Stranding 2
- Silent Hill f
- Promise Mascot Agency
- Urban Myth Dissolution Center
- Silksong

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The way you people act about this game really fucking confuses me.

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maybe we'll get a good iphone again

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Scenes preceding a great tragedy

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You should go for it!

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can I host the Alex Jones show

it will be about video games now

the name will be the same

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I have been pushing for Kotaku Bell merch and so far no one has listened to me so we need some kind of merch email address to send these ideas to

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pls answer we have a mortgage

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come on man.

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whoa when did this happen

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She has officially announced it now, but big support for my incredibly talented wife as she starts her next steps at Kotaku. She will kill it wherever she goes.

And as an aside, I block liberally. So if you have a hot take, keep it to yourself.

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I hate asking people for money and don't live in CA anymore but otherwise working for the VGHF would be a dream job so those of you who don't share my personal and geographical flaws should live out my dream for me.

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Purrude

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