Dez Cadena.

On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat

On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat

If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?

the liquor cabinet

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

They told the Pope he doesn’t understand the Bible and then they quoted Pulp Fiction.

a man in a suit says when someone i do n't like starts talking ALT: a man in a suit says when someone i do n't like starts talking

My favorite bible quote

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Sorry, I thought this was a picture of me as a doctor.

A cropped frame from the 1984 film Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, depicting a very young Jonathan Ke Quan wearing a backwards baseball cap and pointing viciously at someone off screen. He has a pack of playing cards in his other hand

HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR JESUS!

Picture of Christopher Reeves as Superman.

Here's a picture of me looking like a nurse. 😶

Okay, who did this? 😂

"Find a Canadian to marry"

Ghost of Pope Francis to Viktor Orban: “I Warned You Not to Let Vance Near You” “What kind of idiot are you?” the late pontiff asked.

Ghost of Pope Francis to Viktor Orban: “I Warned You Not to Let Vance Near You”

I can't add anything that would make this post more delicious.

A bit of humor for you to brighten your day.

Question for all the fascist, Nazi, MAGA pardon hopefuls:

He’s 79.

You wanna play those odds?

Yeah, AI is the future; check it out!

I thought it was a rabbit.

I once had two dogshit bins stolen in less than two weeks.

Sofa king embarrassing

A beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background

LeBron needs to chill. I will not stand for the slandering of any city that features a majestic Bass Pro Shops pyramid.

At the Last Supper Jesus declares that One of you will betray me, four will get book deals.

Happy Easter

BART reaching for the cupcakes

A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (1971)
Dir. Stanley Kubrick

High gas prices? Car sharing.

Tiger Woods somehow was the best and worst driver in history.

Maybe the poodle was collateral?