jk though because I have always believed that patricia 'tan mom' krentcil was fully innocent and unfairly maligned

don't get much more classic than that

aunt fritzi the og tan mom

add a squeeze of lemon to your water for a refreshing twist on a classic beverage

tasteful tip tuesday

how did I forget leon black

you kids have fun

Lena Dunham’s plans are measured in centuries, or in this case, about how 9 years

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Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

you guys love love

I will earn the respect and admiration of the canada geese at franklin park or get my eyes pecked down to the socket trying

If ananakin Skywalker didn't smoke weef he wouldn't have been turn into naughty Yoda

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john kerry windsurfing

famous windsurfer

mrs naugatuck on maude has my heart

bring Vern

technically yeah I was hoisted but it wasn't my petard i was borrowing it from a friend

you are of course one of gorlock's Top Canadians

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next you're going to tell me all canada geese are owned by procter and gamble. my heart can't take it

damn 😩

send her my love

oh this is good to know

yeah it sounds wrong, doesn't it?

distracted boyfriend meme where a guy checks out another woman on the street while holding hands with his outraged girlfriend

clearly canadian must have felt so indignant during the selzer boom like

purchased a clearly canadian from kroger for the first time since 1998 to support our boys up north

they invented broccolini in the 90s. it's been 30 years guys I think we can go smaller

Kevin Smith

having an affair on my wife *with* my wife

my children are uglymogging me

it's so weird to become a very popular governor never having harped on anything like this before, then pivot to trying to run for president and decide the country overall must be significantly more culturally conservative than kentucky lol

no im pretty much always talking about fruit