Kevin Smith

having an affair on my wife *with* my wife

my children are uglymogging me

it's so weird to become a very popular governor never having harped on anything like this before, then pivot to trying to run for president and decide the country overall must be significantly more culturally conservative than kentucky lol

no im pretty much always talking about fruit

how long do you have to wait for it to dry?

it's funny because in the US packaging like this usually signifies extremely expensive boutique brand

I looked up every candidate running for Georgia governor who doesn't currently hold office and said "yep, this ones definitely gay" each time until I got to the section of the website about their wives and children. I did see one of them in a crop top though so I think it's him

when the berries are ever so sweet >>>>

unabashed queen

sinceah

as long as it reads as sincere

of the typist community

'single quotes' are for the bad boys

when i type 'my deah' do you read it in a boston accent?

its okay dear

I spent a good 5 minutes trying to think of an adjective too

Me: Okay we’ve gathered everything we need to finally defeat the demon king that has ravaged our lands. Anything we missed?

My gay little eunuch that’s really into herpetology: what about the fierce as fuck lizard

Me: shittttttt I forgot about the fierce as fuck lizard

damn didn't realize flagpole salesmen were so sensitive

did an overnight experiment on this and only got like 20 but I just don't have the cultural cache on here that I did back when there were only a couple thousand accounts and the hotter people had not yet migrated from twitter

me politely explaining why I must decline when someone offers me a handful of colorful aquarium gravel:

john lenon favorite meal poop sandwich

elegant dick >>>>

in a way yes, it's just that the filter has been applied physically and potentially on a permanent basis

proof accepted

He was young to be clear but he wasn't like a post doc or anything like that. which is just to say it's not just the humanities it's a lot of science and math as well

A nice thing about going to state school is being able to look up what everybody makes and I remember finding out the guy running the *entire* undergrad organic chemistry series at ohio state was making less than some of the entry level administrative assistants at the business college

usually I panic and ask if we can do it another way but this time I just went for it and got it right on the second try

Joe Biden making awkward smile

when I walk up to the pharmacy counter and remember they're going to expect me to rattle off my boyfriend's date of birth in a timely manner

women hearse drivers....amirite fellas

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