I'm so jealous that I couldn't go with him, but on the other hand, my knees couldn't have managed being sat on the floor for that long. I'm vicariously excited.

In know! I think he was a little disappointed that he didn't get rolled on. On the other hand, he says it's likely to be his best day ever until marriage and children. He said he was sitting right behind where Hoshoryo was, and Onasato was staring him down during the entire second half.

My son was there too! He had a ringside cushion - very, very excited! I love me a bit of sumo!

Cat sitting on a coffee table, claiming she's hungry.

Someone thinks she's hungry.

There is not enough tea in the world today.

She's such a beautiful cat.

I too have no air fryer. Or microwave.

I'm sorry. RIP Elias Bouchard.

Tortoiseshell cat rolling in the middle of a dining table.

Me, clearing the table for Easter lunch. Cat, being helpful.

According to the extremely historically accurate soap opera, Downton Abbey, they stayed in the house and their noble daughters became nurses for the duration. So that must be how it happened.

You can tie this one on... www.lightinthebox.com/p/adults-wid...

Exactly this.

Hello Bluesky. It's been a while. How are you?

The Amazon delivery guy is a smoker. I know this because my new Trivial Pursuit game smells strongly of tobacco.

There are plenty of worse things going on in the world, I know, but there is also no milk in the whole of my office for my morning tea. I need to walk in the freezing cold down then back up a really steep hill to get some. Send thoughts and prayers.

Don't forget, they don't measure what's actually carried on the person, so fashion the teabags into earrings and a bra.

Hello!

Me: [Puts headphones on]

Husband: [Instantly remembers something he needs to say right at that moment and not for the half hour prior to me settling down.]

I have bipolar disorder. This time last year I had an upswing which made me very, very excited about Christmas to the extent that I couldn't sleep. This year, I'm having a downswing just to balance things out. I know which I preferred. (Obviously, I know neither is good.)

I think I might be coming down with MrPippin's cold. My brain is so fuzzy that I forgot to put a bra on this morning. I thought I was suspiciously comfortable.

I like to spend a bit of time looking at wool online during the day. I find it very soothing. Sometimes I'll spend my lunch hour scrolling through knitting patterns. I've just caught myself going, "Now that's a nice button!" I think I actually have a problem.

I love the emphasis that the museum has to take all of them, like not separating the last two kittens in a litter.

Either my husband's snoring has become louder of late, or my hearing has grown more sensitive. Either way, does anyone have any experience of Loop earplugs?

We refer to them as sugar-bombs.

It's been a while since I've been here. Has anything happened in my absence?

Soon. Soon it will be yours.

Marvel is scared of me sneezing. I have a cold. We keep looking at each other with tired eyes of 'What, I can't help it' to each other.

My to-do list is apparently 'accurate and dynamic'. I sound like I'm on drugs.

I have also used the term 'information manipulation'. This is going to get a thorough edit in the morning.

I think I'm not going to put this job application in until tomorrow, as I have just caught myself typing, 'I have excellent attention to detale.'