Straight to jail, Hulu 🚔

He’s a coward for not kissing Cillian Murphy #ivedonethisbefore

Ungentle reminder: he’s on high on ketamine all. the. time.

What’s done cannot be undone boxd.it/db7fH

Extreme bummer to be hearing about federal worker being fired on NYT “The Daily” — while loading the Library of Congress website for research, and see its crashing..

I’m not hiding from the news. I’m just watching tv shows.. then listening the podcast about those tv shows.. then reading subreddit forums dedicated to those podcasts LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

Even though I’m 8/10 on “Wild Robot”, I did manage to cry the entire time. On a plane. In the middle seat.

Funny how people will get the most excited about AI when it comes to skills they don’t understand and work(ers) they don’t respect.

Kendrick, that performance was perfect in every way

Going to the gym regularly has made me realize how prolific the BBL moment was. Fake butts abound!

Hey can someone ballpark the number of plane crashes it’s gonna be.. asking for everyone

Realest bingo card

Majestic

This and a toaster in the bath

Accomplishing one small task after another, while quietly chanting “could a depressed person make this?”

robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.

Things are going to get worse before they get worse.

“Making it” should be measured by how much your success sinks Uranium futures

Everything I learn about Baldoni-Lively is against my will

Jevons paradox - Wikipedia

And now we all know about en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jevons_... #deepseek

I don’t know what the other elder millennials are doing, but found myself wanting to listen to Radiohead lately. I think I’m having a weird GWB/“Hail to the Thief” déjà vu moment.

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

Tolerate nuance the way Sour Patch Kids tolerates “NOT SO SOUR” grape flavored whatever this is

The only thing that got me through this awful week is a self-induced Ringer-ception movie run: Den of Thieves > Den of Thieves 2: Pantera > Heat rewatch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If these are capris, what are pants

Serious: does this mean tiktok comment section lingo stays frozen in time? #whoisthisdiva

I only want one thing from social media and it’s disgusting (bird feeder cams)