I know it will solve nothing, but the hitting coach has to be the first one to go.

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

What, no shirtless horseback riding? Pfft.

Phillies are so bad, and with no light in sight, I don't think Rob Thomson will make it back to Philly.

I can't fucking wait

Phillies definitely would play better if they were hammered.

Phillies getting hammered at home a third day in a row should cost someone their job

Oh good. I thought I was the only one who got a bad check from Soros.

Alec Bohm is having a hard time.

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.

This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

I don't know, guys. The president started a war with no plan and crashed the world economy, is building immense monuments to himself, is making billions off the presidency, and is now attacking the Pope while presenting himself as Jesus. Maybe the political class should abandon the inside voice.

First pitch: 1:06 p.m.
First boos: 1:06 p.m.

(not really a bad take..but it's irrelevant lol)

I miss the old Baseball Today podcast.

I don't think the Phillies are very good.

Hmm. So I guess allowing a drunk FOX News host to run the world's greatest military was a bad idea, huh?

The Otto Kemp left field experiment needs to end. #phillies

He skipped church. Dropped the F-bomb. Praised Allah. On Easter.
You can’t make this up. The man tweets war threats while you hunt eggs with your kids.
THIS is your president, America. Wake up.

Gen X are the new Boomers

Edmundo Sosa you beautiful man

20+ years of FOX News and a severely underfunded public school education system.

My gas and groceries are up 40%, my health insurance is up 50%, and the president is covering up an elite pedophilia ring. But at least there won't be trans athletes competing in a 2028 Olympic sport that I won't be watching.

It's four lousy games and none of this will matter in July or August, but Trea Turner has been pretty terrible in all facets to start the season.

Taijuan Walker is throwing BP holy shit

Finally got around to checking out the WH app … wow

So… what did we get?

Shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake
Shake your snooty

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did on J6 🩸🩸🩸

THIS IS WHAT AN INSURRECTION LOOKS LIKE ⬇️⬇️⬇️

#Delco