Knuckle tattoos that say "PLAN AHEA"

I hate how true this is. The money-men have always been dumb, but things have quantifiably worse thanks to the invention of the Artificial Sycophant.

Now they can replace their closest toadies (who would say 'yes, but maybe consider...') with a computer that tells them they're a peerless visionary.

screenshot of WashPo editorial board August 20 2025 "The Texas Gerrymander freakout What's happening in the Lone Star State is not a threat to democracy"

screenshot of April 21 Wash PO editorial board: "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it."

listen hun if you can't handle the Washington Post editorial board at their the Texas gerrymander "freakout" is "not a threat to democracy" you don't deserve them at their "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss"

most gerrymanders are republican legislators saying fuck the voters

these ones are the voters saying fuck republican legislators

If there is anyone unsure of the necessity to completely remake the supreme court, here's a helpful nudge.

Sara Radovanovitch o @the_cats_meowww X.com Tim Heidecker snitched on my husband to the Feds. While not entirely out of character for an unfunny socialist like Tim, he tried to backtrack and delete his original tweet where he ID'd Jay to the FBI, only after the media ran with it and fans were being critical. It doesn't seem like he had any remorse though, as he went on to write an article on his Substack, justifying his rat behavior because Jay was once "mean" to him at a bar like 25 years ago when Tim was still a tag-a-long newbie in LA. Nevermind that they worked together multiple times over the years after that, little Timmy doesn't forget!

Okay, the funniest response to the news of @theonion.com getting InfoWars is seeing Jay Johnston's wife claiming that Tim Heidecker snitched on her husband to the FBI, as though thousands of people hadn't already been like "Is that Jay Johnston at January 6th?" online before Tim said anything.

Put another way, I think the Jewishness of the army and the state is basically incidental. This is simply what happens when you have a racial supremacist state and a racial supremacist army and a racial supremacist law. The soldiers, regardless of the particulars, will act as if they are supreme.

Surely the party of polling will be swayed by these polls

sure it's a tool of social control and surveillance owned and operated by fascists, but it writes work emails for me. on balance who's to say it's good or bad

Opinion | Measles Took My Daughter. This Is What I Want Everyone to Know.

“What I didn’t know was that measles can cause long-term complications. A child can seem fine while the virus slowly replicates in her brain… Because both Britain and the United States are confronting outbreaks, I am sharing my story. Parents should know just how dangerous this disease is.”

TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask

00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
[…]
03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

Fuck it we’ll do it dead

Buddy, Kamala said she was insufficiently opposed to it in her own book that just came out lol. You're using a line that doesn't make any sense here to pretend she was doing tons, she's said it HERSELF.

She's unironically taken more responsibility than her die hard defenders on this.

I'm thinking of making a flyer and simple website for instructions for making mosquito mass death buckets and flyering my block to get everyone around my alley to make them so I can actually hang out in my backyard this summer without getting attacked by mosquitoes as I'm wont to do

Less frequent, but you'll also kinda enjoy the sadness because it reminds you that they still reside in you and are a part of what makes you who you are.

Free speech absolutism.

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

a guy in a DSA shirt just ordered a bahn mi and limeade at this restaurant. interesting a self identified “socialist” would do this instead of licking moss or lichens off of rocks

The Real Texas on Steam The Real Texas is an action RPG taking place in Strange, Texas: a Kafka-esque parody stuck halfway between modern-day America and olden-days, RPG England.

Originally released before indies were really alowed on Steam, The Real Texas is still a gem. A surreal, whimsical RPG that plays a bit like Zelda spliced with an early Ultima game, but with a truly bizarre fantasy-western setting

Gunslingers versus slimes, treasure-filled ruins and weird dialogue

how is this literally happening in real life

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Sad to see Israeli soldiers displaying this kind of horrible antisemitism

It’s one instance of voters actually paying attention enough to actual reality and changing their views accordingly

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

this is just a warmed over david duke speech from 1990

I hate to hand it to him, but the Pope makes some really good points.

Every time a Democrat mentions how to talk to "ordinary people" they mean "how I was told to talk by a handful of weirdo consultants in DC with gross fixations on throwing certain groups under the bus and who would not last a day in an ordinary job interacting with ordinary people."

zackeryatlas 12h The degradation of society: 1. Celebrating the k!lling of a CEO 2. Cheering on warehouse arsons 3. Making heroes out of people who attempt political violence You can be outraged at the system and still not glorify violence. These aren't wins. This is a society losing its moral compass. [Coming from a liberal btw]

Bro misunderstands. This is not the degredation of society.

These are the *results.* When the rich and powerful refuse to be restrained by our laws, they violate the social contract and leave people desperate and with no legal recourse.

They have fucked around, and are finding out.

You cannot make appeasing these people your entire political project.