hello tim mr. onion aka @bencollins.bsky.social ,

please hire me. i owe adobe photoshop ten million dollars and they are forcing me to post this image i made. i can no longer afford ten thousand steaks a day. thank you.

- unemployed brain pill advocate

panic grizzly scream girl

so a consultant told him dont use that word because he said it before himself and somehow thats now a campaign strategy lmao

i cannot stress this enough that 25% of CPI is based on a survey of people who own homes asking them "how much do you think your house would rent for"

25%

8% is ACTUAL rent. in the 80s, they also stopped including home owners insurance.

grrm on the current state of winds of winter:

it might have been! i genuinely dont know

you know what im glad im banned from evo

i have been playing too much slay the spire 2 bc within a nanosecond this came fully formed into my mind

after i told someone to not use AI now they found a 2 month old post of mine somewhere and said i used AI to make a complex, pixel perfect animation with multiple moving parts and they are so angry at me i legit cannot tell if they're trolling or just that mad and stupid. incredible

the trick is to keep adding zachs until you get zach woods

my apartment complex is like "we have a taco truck on site today! go buy some tacos" and its like, wow what a special occasion, especially because there is another taco truck exactly one block away and three more within five blocks that are cheaper. what a wonderful use of my rent.

its called the supreme court because its got nine of the nations most experienced jesters

I'm sorry but if you have 4,000 employees and your revenue is 6 billion, you make 1.5 million per employee and if you can't make a profit margin there, you are simply embezzling it.

Uncanny. The only way to tell them apart is that Patrick Bateman has killed fewer homeless people

what makes it so interesting for me is it's not even the final boss. the bigger conflict is political and killing brazenly evil people isn't the key to resolution, but the first successful step required in the process. kinda hits harder these days.

i always think about how you needed an entire army, three separate parties, and then a one-on-one duel--each completely different forms of combat gameplay--to kill luca blight in suikoden 2

this one specifically

voting for a guy name Ctrl Z. in the upcoming election

he looks like he's going to campaign against chipp zanuff from the right

proud of my son for buying clothes at the soup store

retweeting this for my own comedic irony and no other reason

capcom patch notes are like:

- pete (worst char in the game) c.MK hitbox expanded on frame 12, lost 1k hp to compensate

- godkiller (a- tier) can now nuke your opponent through the tv screen

- walter (best char in the game) slightly expanded hurtbox on frame 15 and went from +200 to +199 on block

absolutely got to be the work of the people pushing for abundance before it failed spectacularly. fizzled out same time this shit popped up. this one imo is gonna work not because anyone will buy it but because dem politicians will do it without second thought and force it thru.

watching capcom cup but its at 1 frame per minute like its the entire spongebob movie uploaded as a gif to discord

A.I.coholism

mine is playing the audio of a crime film to scare off any bellhops who suspect me of fraudulently using my father's credit card to ring up the room service tab

really should have put a big red circle and a giant youtuber thumbnail arrow pointing to the bottom. i will rectify this in the future.

here are the verbatim things you searched for, and also a neo nazi for absolutely zero reason