I got too high and took one earlier and it rocked

Naps are genuinely the best. US/American culture really fucked up taking naps out of the daily schedule for adults.

Reminds me of the time I photographed a lizard basking on a wall in Malta, and then when I got back to where I was staying and had internet to pull up ID reference materials found out it was... a Maltese wall lizard

New to the idea of adding Alt Text to images? This is the best thread I’ve seen explaining what and why. The basic idea is to write a brief description of any image you post. For people who can’t see the image well and need a text-based option.

I took the day off and same

i mostly just did drugs today

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Kamala Harris' campaign org rehabilitating Tucker Carlson is incredibly stupid and evil, but not very surprising.

In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.

249 years later, we have this idiot.

This is also why I check out when people minimize racism as a material & economic interest. Towns keep their taxes low by pulling over Black people. CEOs pump up their stock by selling technology meant to surveil us. Insurance companies meet their margins selling exorbitant policies in Black cities.

Tis true. Tis true….

to be clear this was already wildly fucking illegal by any standard employment regulation of ethical service

laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG? [photo of a coyote] DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE. OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???: —NO ACTION REQUIRED —IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!) -HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT -LET HER COOK —NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;) —KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS -(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY) —YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

Yup. There are some Mexican and "Aztec" themed NSBM bands around Southern California too

Emails show Amazon colluding with other firms to raise prices, California authorities allege The previously redacted messages were unveiled as part of an antitrust battle with California attorney general Rob Bonta

Emails released on Monday by California’s attorney general show Amazon allegedly colluding with other companies to raise the prices of pet treats, khaki pants, eyedrops and other products sold online

At this point court-packing isn't enough. We need to jail and disbar some SCOTUS justices.

Seattle residents are shouting from the rooftops that they don't feel safe walking their streets specifically because of traffic safety. Meanwhile we put in request after request for a very small fix so pedestrians aren't forced to walk in the road, and we're told "we'll get to it in four months."

I have no kids, but if parents support this, I do too. Because we live in a SOCIETY.

Billionaires must stop taking ketamine to facilitate the coming of the Antichrist. They should return to cocaine to produce movies like Gremlins 2.

Millennials are ruining the cocaine industry

Two sea lions swamping a small boat

Only in Puget Sound, Olympia, Washington:

A pair of Stellar Sea Lions, weighing in at at least one ton total weight, commandeer a small sailboat
📸Dane

Philanthropy is a billionaire trick. They took all the money and now they get to decide. And then when one of them deigns to pay for something, they get treated like they are the best people in the world. They aren't.

"The labor secretary’s husband was barred from the department’s premises because he sexually assaulted two staffers."

FIFY.

Given that 1/3 of people murdered by strangers are murdered by cops, it's criminal negligence not to consider cops FIRST when the identity of a killer is unknown.

lol srsly. The 20th century was literally first time in human history violence was the primary force taking out soldiers during wartime, instead of DISEASE.

You can tell who doesn't read.

Two funny things I just found in my gmail spam folder:

1. A google gemini email
2. A notice about a class action lawsuit against Google

So hey that's eugenics

You know who else famously used paid informants to infiltrate extremist groups?

The Justice Department.

“Water shapes its course according to the nature of the ground over which it flows; the soldier works out his victory in relation to the foe whom he is facing. And then it makes the frogs gay.”

― Sun Tzu, The Art of InfoWar

Reminder that Sun Tzu's Art of War isn't some genius-level strategy, it's full of reminders to dumb princes like "make sure your troops are fed" and "dig latrines away from where the soldiers sleep." And here we see why it was written in the first place.