Absolutely hilarious if they get him to ADR a line that "the centrifuge is self balancing" for the home release

I hope in 10 years all I remember from 2026 is Ryan Gosling replacing "La La Hand" with "Samples on the same side of the centrifuge"

You can't tell me this isn't Discworld fan art

Cameos in Project Hail Mary 👌 #projecthailmary

The proposed reforms do not include protections for our love 😭

So did you have a normal day or did you start fantasising what it would be like to come home to a meal cooked by Kazakhstan's AI generated pro constitute reform snow leopard again?

I mean, thanks to several poor redactions in the #EpsteinFiles you can finally test boomer career advice

You can complain about enshittification all you want but I think it's worth remembering that the technological literacy to even understand, let alone use more "private" or "consumer focused" options is a massive hurdle for a population that does not care

My parents share a wifi network with their neighbours an this is the Chromecasts that come up. There's no way to tell which house any of them in and ALL of them do not match the room they are in (Their three Apple TV's are also all named "Apple TV" )

Whenever I get annoyed about an app providing in app guidance, or notifications about an app reminding me to use it, I think of this.

I think it comes down to cost and liability. HR and marketing departments are usually the most egregious for having very strict policies so that if a mistake can be put directly on an employee not following procedure, eliminating risk for the company. AI is damn near free and without responsibility

Yes, I know, I KNOW, but just hear me out... @reclaimingwithmonicalewinsky

When you have no personality, the gift of time is a threat

Bec's "I Can't Believe It's Not Celebrity Big Brother" pitch reminds me of the fake "Jake Sparrow House"

By my calculations, we're about to have the first batch of graduates of mathematics who got interested by the reference to fractals in "Let It Go" from Frozen

A frame from the movie "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" a car is driving fast through a toll gate. The caption reads "That's Ohio! That's a quarter!"

Have you ever felt really connected to a fictional character, so much so that you know their attitudes and values align with your own?
Me, an intellectual:

Congratulations again to the United States for being on track to defeating their worst enemy, the United States

A CNN news notification, the text reads "Why JD Vance is hosting Charlie Kirk's radio show today"

Because he ate all his vegetables and stayed and tidied up during recess?

I don't care that "it's more privacy focused" or "it's open source", the Nepalese coup and vote for interim PM was never going to happen on fucking Spacebar #sometimesforprofitisok

Due to a misinterpretation on the paint order form, I will now be involuntarily entering my blue period

There's a lot of whining of how perfect a dad Bandit is, but would Chilli settle for anything less?

Sorry if this came out poorly. As someone with zero published papers, I was more curious about whether you were more angry at Meta or Libgen

While I disagree with Meta scrapping Libgen scott free, I also disagree that whenever anyone buys your work, that money would go to a publisher not you

The face of a dog about to do something that will require more One Hit Wonderland requests

Advertised exclusively on podcasts that have *men* or *man* in the title, or are structured *man's name* podcast.

Any and all offers considered.

3/3

15 seconds of penetrative sex, framed in a way you can't see anything untoward. Man makes a deep bass groaning sound.

Cuts to an episode of Gunsmoke immediately.

2/3

Conservative porn hub: each video is the same, a man comes home to a home cooked meal. The woman stands to the side while the man finishes the meal. She clears the table and lays on it.

1/3

New level of passive aggressive, sending the person you want to insult the prompt you would use to generate a nicer sounding email but not actually running it because they are not worth the energy or water

Much like Dark City, you need to see the director's cut for this movie to make sense