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2 years ago 279 16 18 2

I have a fantasy of being on a podcast with someone like Brianna Chickenfry and doing such a shitty job that the government reluctantly has to provide me round the clock protection

2 years ago 204 9 5 1

Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets!

Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide

Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR

2 years ago 717 111 5 2

watching the entire game changed my life. like I would have never guess the inclusion of civil rights march QTEs. hes the best person to ever live

2 years ago 36 3 3 0

ah oh well, I’m sure someone will make a similarly stupid game soon

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

is the VOD for that stream still up?

2 years ago 1 0 1 0

the combat sequences seem awesome. like if the Arkham games were about shoving latinos into recycling bins and then horrible QTE sequences that last 45 minutes

2 years ago 5 0 1 0

that part is amazing. it’s like if after Dead Space, the devs decided to ditch it as a franchise and make a game with realistic wheelchair controls and real-time physical therapy sessions

2 years ago 13 0 0 0

I’m obsessed with French game design. everyone else: “let’s make Call of Duty but with more or less TTK.” “let’s make a Soulslike that’s really slow or 2D.” only the French go “our game’s core mechanic is that you can change races through dialogue trees and it’s a metaphor for polarization”

2 years ago 190 20 6 1
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when I found out The Quiet Man wasn’t made by a French game studio that was probably how people felt when they found out Elvis was white. it just defied my understanding of everything

2 years ago 206 15 6 0

I’ve watched 5 individual hour plus reviews of it because I want to find out as much as possible. it’s so awesome

2 years ago 2 0 0 0

this feels like you socked me in the stomach. this is a game they make in a Christopher Guest gaming mockumentary

2 years ago 3 0 1 0

NO

2 years ago 2 0 1 0

literally when I was watching footage of it I thought “this is such a fucking Eat Chain game”

2 years ago 4 0 1 0

and the creators being like “isn’t this tight”

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

my absolutely favorite kind of art

2 years ago 1 0 0 0
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this is so based

2 years ago 4 0 0 0

it’s so fucking funny. like how did they think it was going to be received

2 years ago 2 0 1 0

The Quiet Man is the funniest fucking game ever…I wish I knew about it when it came out. it has so many great idiotic “high concept” ideas

2 years ago 83 1 12 0
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2 years ago 13 4 0 1

they’re really important to any ecosystem. you can’t just have people who think the frog is stupid. you need like a few hundred guys who are unable to communicate without it

2 years ago 16 0 0 0

I’m going to make an official Banjo Kazooie account that’s a Rockefeller Republican and argue with Sonic on here

2 years ago 48 0 2 0

I can’t believe that’s how I looked only 3 years ago. Pandemic changed a lot for me

2 years ago 5 0 0 0

the Unreal engine is incredible

2 years ago 3 0 0 0

when Tim The Tatman got into a fight with Call of Duty it made me laugh when all these christian guys were like “THANK YOU for being brave against trans Jim the Junkman. you are BRAVE.” bc he’s famous solely for buffoonery. centuries ago he’d be tortured by kings because he screams in a funny way

2 years ago 76 8 2 0
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YES

2 years ago 2 0 0 0

it pisses me off how the WEF doesn’t want to let us do this

2 years ago 21 0 1 0

man

2 years ago 2 0 1 0