Did the dog crochet that blanket??? Good job!

Happy Earth Day ma frens!!! It's a day fur everyone n every creature! Wubs u all!!!

🚨 Iran's Revolutionary Guard Navy says it has seized two ships in the Strait of Hormuz "which had endangered maritime security without the necessary permits and by manipulating navigation systems" and has escorted them to the Iranian coast

Witness the mesmerizing murmuration of starlings in Italy, a stunning display of nature's coordination and beauty as they dance through the sky in unison.

Right? #goodmorning

It’s a vibe.

At LGA, where TSA line was nonexistent, got through in 3 minutes! Psycho maga woman started calling TSA agent a fucking bitch, chased her, got into a very vocal match, adding “No! You’re the white trash! You’re a white trash bitch!”. It’s Wednesday in New York.

This made my entire week.

Don’t bogart that petard, bro.

As long as they point out the politicians that have broken every one of them, several times over, I’m ok w it.

Is this a good touch or a bad touch? You decide.

You mean cats, right?

Well do I need a license to drive it? I’ve been posting without a license and several outstanding tickets.

AOC ain't got no tiiiiime for his bullshitz

Is this bad? Seems bad. I dunno.

No lies detected.

Bad mooooooove on his part

Israel is literally being held hostage by a psychopath trying to stay out of Prison.
Sound familiar?

When you have the juice. This is why Iran hates us, specifically.

I hope gold bars are sufficient

😘😘😘😘😘😘

ABSOLUTELY

Oh, the humanity…

Brutal.

I am eagerly awaiting the receipts of the allegations made by insiders.

Snorts.... dammit Bill I'm drinking beer and watching baseball here.

I may or may not have had an inordinate amount of booze today.

A gigantic bucket-list adventure starts for me tomorrow, and I will fill you in as able! 3 weeks of travel, ending in Madrid. ❤️ Can I afford it? Not really. Am I doing it anyway? Hell yes I am!

I have a can-do attitude and will continue to ding his drunk ass.

Works for me.