Everything is stupid. Every single day.

Ok Rick Green. If you're deporting US citizens, send me to Europe. Otherwise I'm going to infect your children with the woke mind virus.

My view from sound check. Theater Mascini is the best venue ever.

The after party

It was amazing, Tom. I couldn't have asked for anything more.

It was so special, so intimate... We have video, more to come.

Time to get ready for the world premiere of The Flute Party!

Tonight's program for the world premiere of The Flute Party

Stage managers. What you’re looking for is stage managers

Why thank you so much! I'm really excited.

And just like that... It's the morning of the world premiere of The Flute Party!

One of the upsides of starting at 4am everyday is that when you travel to Amsterdam, you don't have jetlag. I'm enjoying that win.

It's going to be China who gives us the robot which can clean the kitchen. I don't care what's going on, if anyone stands in my way of having a kitchen robot in my condo, they can kiss my grits.

Oh yeah. Us plebs will never see a dime.

It’s time to get a dragon sitter.

Great. Now I have to talk to my downstairs neighbor again.

Dang. Another place I can't go.

Why is it never, "We must give Audrey one million dollars as a matter of national security"?

This is how it works, I don't make the rules.

Exactly!

We're in the "he who smelt it dealt it" phase of our dystopia.

Why is it never, "We must give Audrey one million dollars as a matter of national security"?

Taking care of business for the big show tomorrow

Universities here are gonna cancel all the fine arts & humanities classes next because, ya know, it's all so woke.

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

Working from the office this morning

I'm so tired of this. We are so stupid.

Oh fuck off David. "We're not going back" started at Kamala's first rally. You didn't discover anything new here.

One idea would be to pay the women in the "girly jobs" what we're actually worth. Nah, that'd be too simple. We must coddle the "manly men" and their delicate feelings.

Made a new friend this morning