marge simpson from the simpsons is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it . ALT: marge simpson from the simpsons is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it .

Was listening to a podcast on the train and I was stifling a laugh and I snorted like a little piggy 🐷

The Art Teacher is one of my favourites from this album

Do not come for me and my misspent youth. Do not attack me because 5 year old Kate wasn’t cool. I’ll be cool one day maybe! At least now I know that Donny is the better Wahlburg sibling

And here’s me, only versed in good vibrations. Beach Boys or Marky Mark though? 🤔

Took me a moment to realise the reason my dog smells so good today is because she’s been curled up on the shirt I was wearing yesterday. She smells like Coco Mademoiselle.

Boujie pooch.

I have a ~significant~ birthday this year and I want to celebrate in a fun way but I also don’t want to have to plan this celebration.

A quandary 🤔

a little goblin

I am really good at pretending like I’m even keeled for a short period of time. Looking forward to month 6 when my probation is over, the facade falls and they realise they’ve hired an opinionated weirdo

I started a new job this month, it’s been 10 years since I was the new girl at work. It’s been a bit daunting. I do sometimes feel like I’m just cosplaying as A Normal Human

I’ve decided to annoy people on here now. Hiya.