Jumping spider on a dusty surface

Sometimes you just need a little guy in your life, or perhaps a dude.

His wife should go skydiving just for fun

Offered and accepted a position with the city, my appointment was recommended to council and unanimously approved. 🤘

I mean surely they wouldn't call me down to their offices to NOT offer me the job, right?

... right?

Love the parking placard

Elder best friend

Tortilla pizza

In our friend group we had one, so bad that he earned the nickname "Gweezy", an extraordinary mooch who makes you feel like they're doing you a favor by mooching from you.

Bibi is a gweezy.

they are so unbelievably stupid

Hawkeye and fath Mulcahy from M.A.S.H. discussing war and hell

go ahead, ask the skull of the cave-bear a question

What if Pam Bondi's husband has even bigger tits

You know I kind of miss Dragons Dogma 2.

To everyone shaming Noem; imagine if your secret kink was broadcast to the entire world. Yeah he's not a great person and yeah his wife is a fucking monster but be better.

Re-activating my LinkedIn in 2026.

I need an employment attorney, the ones here don't answer their phones.

Help me give power back to the working class Jerrad Christian is running against MAGA Rep. Troy Balderson in Ohio’s 12th District. Your support helps us take on Troy’s AIPAC and Big Oil donors.

Only 12% of Americans support ground troops in Iran, and Trump has admitted he doesn't have the authority to continue this war. He's doing it anyway. Congress is controlled by cowards who are too afraid to go against him.
VOTE THEM OUT!

my chest looks great in this.

I got him a couch

Maybe the locals made fun of his gun bra.

I mean maybe he works at the gay dude ranch and the people in town just don't understand

cover art for Project Hail Mary, a book by Andy Weir

Weekend reading, Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir, courtesy of my local library!

#BookSky 💙📚

Aerostar ass lookin trash

that cadbussy

I want my straight coworkers and cishet people in general to understand that while I, a Queer™, can make unlimited remarks about my Queerness, you are not allowed to. No hand motions, either.