lessee *diggin around*
bride of boogedy
drop dead fred
dirty rotten scoundrels
and a couplea batmans recorded at home with commercial breaks for extra nostalgia

"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

scavenging the wasteland for canned food and old vhs tapes

brown long haired dog in the back seat of a car. the window is rolled down about halfway and he is sniffing the breeze

gm

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

<eddie vedder voice>

please stop calling it the old abandoned mine i live there

bought some birdseed that only attracts evil birds

all they know is eat hot chip and scry

old light brown and dark brown dog in a bathtub getting a bath with big sad puppy eyes

the bath (betrayal) ²⁰²⁶

one of our cats reminds me of a confused ewok. she's like if a squirrel and a small lizard merged brains. she enjoys ramming head first into people and objects, and she is built like a subaru

honestly jolene you can fucking have him, good luck girl

unfortunately I have been struck by a Vision

happy birthday!

thank you so much 💙

thank you so much on behalf of both myself and the bison

can i have 225 thousand dollars please there is a house for sale with a buffalo sanctuary behind it

far off lands near me

deer in a field of snow with a microphone pointed at it, as if being interviewed

refreshed the shag haircut and woke up looking like the rugrats cynthia doll

The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us! YouTube video by Sufjan Stevens - Topic

youtu.be/KBse9Y6zucs?...

the amount of slapstick bullshit that just occured in my bathroom, i tell you

water flossers exist because dentists wanted to get a practical joke in on the rest of us and the water squirting lapel flower market was already taken

the soft animal of my body is a lot like fizzgig from the dark crystal

it's a new year! download your employer's new wellness app. it's different from last year's wellness app. fill out this questionnaire about your health. connect your fittness watch! how are you sleeping? are you sad? did you know you can unlock the app with your face?! what's your darkest secret?

you're tired

i was having a bad dream, and in it, i was trying to call for help, but no sound was coming out. i ended up doing a wilhelm scream-yodel in real life that woke up myself and everyone in the house. i guess that's one way to hit the eject button.

happy wargen birthday, wargen

happy birthday jonk