This is the Oscar voters think Fiennes won, but didn’t

You are in… for a tweat

I don’t know Pokémon. Are there some who don’t evolve beyond a certain point? Like a Thelma Ritter who never clinched a win?

She doesn’t even have a house

She has some devoted cabal within the songwriter portion of the Academy: they are deaf cultists pushing for her to win a competitive Oscar no matter quality of the song. The burn Billie Eilish in effigy once a month!

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So stupid

The scene in Room when her grandson says “I love you” and she just… pauses… before saying she loves him too. THAT is why you cast Joan Allen. She conveys a dozen emotions in just a pause and facial expression.

Cary perhaps at his dreamiest?

I got placed in campus housing with four hockey players, and I can attest… they’re at least gayer than you think!

Rots em from the inside

I fully accept that #hamnet is not for everyone, but for those who say it is manipulative or garish in its exploration of love, grief and art, perhaps look inward. Maybe it’s making you face things you ignore. Maybe it’s open in a way you struggle to be. Maybe be less of a jerk to those who love it.

Such an embarrassment to the gay community

Can’t be argued otherwise

I would’ve liked to have seen Bonnie do the roast. Instead we will have Tayris doing meh at best after a cringe Snatch Game, and a misfire makeover. What more can she do? It’s such a waste.

Sally has visionary visual style. Bonnie is a brilliant comedian. But let’s ditch her right before… the roast episode? Why is Tayris still around after a cringe Snatch Game and a makeover with no family resemblance? It’s so absurd that I cancelled my WoW app. Fuck this show for angering me this much

Except Tayris didn’t fulfill the challenge. Bonnie was too ambitious, but the concept was good and resemblance was there, and they sold it. More than I can say for Tayris who should’ve lip synced and gone home. Why is she still around? To bomb a roast next week?

Why would you send home the most creative and talented contestant, who just won Snatch Game, before the Roast challenge? But please, keep Tayris so she can fail again.

INSANITY

Explain why the person with zero family resemblance wasn’t in the bottom two. I’ll wait!

I am easily moved, but not by the GdT #Frankenstein. It was too broad and dragged down by excessive production design. The moments between Goth and Elordi had some truth, but I think Isaac was a misfire. That gold hued bandage bikini - too Rocky Horror; the creature design - too paint by numbers.

I mean, she’s not wrong

Nice chest Fritz 😜

Susan Collins Waving Through a Window

Going to be in NYC in the next couple weeks? Please seek out #Mexodus at the Minetta Lane Theatre in the Village. Just incredible content and performances from two talented artists telling an important and moving story.

My vote for deepest cut goes to Conspiracy Theory, which I also saw in the theater

#gbbo I really want a complete slag to compete on GBBO. Someone who is just constantly mugging inappropriately to the camera, constantly flirting with everyone, constantly making dirty food puns, and taking every opportunity to craft bakes into sexual sculptures or naughty references.

I wouldn’t worry about your heart - you can always put that award where your heart ought to be

She is clearly a tea drinker, like all Brits of her generation!

What are you prepared to do? My brother was obsessed with this movie. I saw it so many times.