just got home from work and im soooooo horny 🫣❤️ @puphadesc.bsky.social and @growtotheedge.bsky.social are making me listen to orgasm denial hypno every single second of every single day this week (other than at work obv) and its been getting me sooooo worked up 🫣❤️ all the better for gooning ig 😵💫😵💫😵💫❤️
Diaper downshift is realll
Good luck pup.
Edging is good for little brains.
A screenshot of a tracker app, showing 150 days since my last orgasm
An up close picture of my cage peeking out of a black jock
Today is 150 days without cumming - a new record 🥳 Long may it continue…
Uh yea cuz you're a dummy who just spurts loads all day instead of paying attention to anything
Nat 20 for leakage there 🥵
ridiculously horny day yesterday but didn't cum (because I'm a well behaved hogdog) so now I'm 😬😬😬😬
Each strobe feels better than the last! Keep building it up until you’re shaking and drooling!!! #nocumming #gooner #goon #gooning #edger #edging #handsex #solosex #gooncaps #pornosexual #chronicbator #proudbator #bator
Really proud of your progress on getting rid of stiffies and stickies!
Sorry not sorry
OK but like every time I ever say I'm napping I'm actually gooning.
Hmm I think i need a nap
*goes and goons out for 3 hours instead like a dumb horny himbo*
Ok ok, this time I think i really need a nap. I'm definitely not still horny after all that edging
This is so fucking hotttttt
Game 7: Tick Tock 🕓
Stroking to the beat of a metronome. One stroke per second. First to cum wins.
If you've never tried metronome stroking it's so fun and frustrating at the same time.
Game 6: Hold It 🌊
Not just cum, piss! Gooners edge and drink a prescribed amount of water every 15 min. Whoever stops stroking or pees first loses.
Hardmode: winner gets to release their overfull bladder onto the loser.
Like 3 weeks denied right now and my balls are just fucking bursting. I really need to keep this sperm in. Feels too good to waste.
A hard cock being masturbated by a greasy gloved hand.
Game 5: Cringe Off 😳
Each gooner takes their cringiest goon pic and posts it in the same poll. Cringiest wins. Loser has to edge 3 hours with the gear / porn from both pics at once.
Hardmode: adding my cringey glove bating 😳
Game 4: The Pit 🙋
Gooners put on identical white cutoff tees and start stroking. First with visible pit stains wins.
Game 3: The Phantom 👻
Gooners lock up in chastity and grab a dildo. First to phantom bate to orgasm wins the loser's key 🔐
Hardmode: plapping only.
Game 2: All Nighter 😴
Goon session starts at midnight. First to fall asleep or stop touching for more than 2 minutes loses.
Hardmode: mandatory energy drink chug at the start so you crash a couple hours in.
Gooner Games!
Game 1: Porn Loop 📺
Players need to have porn on a screen in front of their face at all times. First to not be looking at porn loses. Going to the bathroom? Porn. Getting a drink? Better have porn on your phone. Phone call? Doesn't stop porn.
Hardmode: audio mandatory.
Even if bsky goes down, you still need to be edging and denying
Fantasy Chastity Cages
😵💫 Reinforcer - built in vibrator synced to your hypno.
🎈 Inflatable - dildo for pegging expands whenever straining is detected.
🐶 Shock Collar - zaps your bits any time you use human words.
🪄 Magic Trick - lets you stroke but makes your bits vanish if you get close.
Still tied, and extra pent up thanks to @ezekieltd.bsky.social
#pupplay #puppyplay #puphood #gaypup #humanpup
Hope I kept it dumb enough for ya 😵💫
Made it really simple for dumb gooners like you 😉
HOW TO EDGE a guide for dumb gooners so you wanna edge and deny but youre too much of a dumdum to keep yourself from spurting thick ropes of cum? let your big bro teach you how to keep your spermies in. grease the fuck up you need lube lil bro. like you *need* it. youre gonna be bating a loooot of hours and it will get really sore if you try to do it dry. i really like albolene and other oil based stuff. keeps your penis skin feeling really good for a really long time. theres a reason albo is like the cringey stereotype for gooners. youre not trying to pretend you are above being cringe, are you bro? gooners are cringey and weird as fuck. embrace it and get greasy!
use your dumb hand if you wanna get dumb on penis dont use your smart hand. use the hand youre not used to. using your normal hand is what you are used to for spermies. if you bate righty go lefty. if its the other way... dude stop thinking about it and stroke ok? you really are dumb switching up your bate hand will stop your dummy brain from thinking its sperm time like you got used to. new hand says its not sperm time its edge time. make yourself even dumer hypno is so good for breaking your brain and helping you be a better denied dummy. let spirals make you stupid and horny and take away your spermies. you dont wanna cum. you wanna do what the nice voice is telling you. good lil bros are too dumb to cum. get real cringey
i really think you should start glovebating lil bro. its super cringey and weird but it feels so good. gotta get the smallest medical gloves you can and use em with some good lube like i told ya. its basically always how i bate now cuz it feels so good. i even have a lil ritual when I start where I turn the glove inside out to use the extra smooth side cause my cock likes that more. i love my gloves a lot and soon you will too bro. if your a gross gooner, you can even reuse em and get your hand in a nice warm greasy glove. handsex only so obviously dumb gooners are too dumb to cum. that means too dumb for sex too. the only hole you go in is one made by your greasy hand. even toys are dangerous for uncummed guys cause they keep gripping even when you get close. if you wanna be a real loser, try to only use a toy when you are soft or semi. soon as you get stiff you lose toy privileges. theres a lot more to learn about not cumming, but i think this is already a lot for your brain. now stop reading and start stroking.
too dumb to edge? lemme help!
Keep building up that load!!! I want those nuts nice and full of Gooner juice!! #goon #gooner #gooning #edging #edger #bator #gooncaps #handsex #nocum #losersex #pornosexual
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