I know I stay doing too much bc my instagram stories are always nothing but event posters from various clubs

the gays keep discovering louder songs

When God gives you oats you may as well feel them 🤷🏻‍♂️

Str8 boy aesthetic today

No and the hail was crazy, the cars outside my apartment looked snowed on even

Oh damn hello sir lol it really is top tier tho

God I thought you’d never ask 😋

B E A R

R E B A

there’s no such thing as a coincidence

Don’t forget hot

Someone should buy these for me and I’ll model them for you or something

Oh

Why are we all talking about Chappell roan again all of a sudden

Imagine you’re in Home Depot to buy like idk a tool or whatever and you gotta go. You’ve never used a bidet before and you get to try it out for the first time. They would be selling out of bidets constantly. America would finally be a bidet country

Why don’t the bathrooms at Home Depot have bidets

Why are men so hot it’s actually not fair

Just got “we saw you from across the bar”’d by two men who look just like me so I take it all back, LIFE IS GREAT

Jic anyone is confused, I live in Seattle so I’m talking about the burger joint

The 16 year olds working at Dicks are gonna be the worlds best bartenders one of these days

Out here filling holes when I should be filling the empty void inside of me

I walked 7 miles and cruised at the nude beach so all in all a good day

Ooop idk but whoever did say it is correct

Unstoppable really

Us being gay together

I want to go do something bc it’s so nice out but idk what to do

It’s warm out again so you know what that means

I kind of only use my alt anymore so if we’re mutuals and I follow you from that account that’s why

This probably sounds crazy so let me clarify I work at a gay bar

Watching literal porn while I’m at work is crazy, I love being gay

I’m over having two accounts, I think I’m ready to just start posting pole on main again