Me showing my buddy my grotesque lesion I’m very worried about: yo check this out!

Can it be done?

how's that coming along, has he found that damn whale yet!

timely reading for sure

did they manhandle you?? 😳

hello bluesky! please tell me what book you're reading right now, I'm reading (among other things) an analysis of godard's 90s films

The Witch

why do so many literati hopefuls like writing about entropy as a theme

demarcus discovered terryology independently of terry, kind of like how both darwin and alfred russel wallace independently discovered natural selection

susan sontag talking about godard's carabineers in her book on photography

endless gooning forever

BREAKING: the Northernlion Supercruise has only 48 hours of oxygen left 🚨

I've seen fifteen Godard films now and it's done nothing to change my chungus life

my hairline moves like the eastern front during world war i

fat piece of shit

dawg why the FUCK do my neighbors own a rooster now we live in suburban washington. guess that's my alarm now

French cinema ✅
Japanese literature ✅
Russian classical ✅
American cuisine ✅😋

"The Pope is WEAK on crime" sounds like a badly translated line you'd hear in a 70s poliziotteschi film

I'm a big fan of Prokofiev's piano concertos

Don't forget to snap delicious photos of your Pig Slop Soylent Mix to help others discover dishes from your favorite spots!

"don't edit as you write" yeah well I'm gonna keep doing it anyway

I had a professor in college who looked like DFW with the leonine hair/bandana combo but instead he'd tell us China was probably stalking us because we're cyber security students and live near a top secret government facility

you can tell sam levinson genuinely thinks he deserves to live

chat was jeepy tea

should I post the link to our last game for everyone to see

chess club is going decently well for me I guess!

how do you make new friends entering your late 20s after alienating everyone for the past six years due to crippling mental illnesses. asking for a friend.

whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

CNN just reported they're bringing out the special plaque to commemorate their sacrifice

i will be BOLD...without the BULL.