you have to grow the cop mustache now. or probably die idk. probably. that's probably what it means.

One of lifes scariest moments is when a woman calmly says "wow" during an argument

replacing my wife with something plant based.

took you long enough

no

some more equally than others

sorry i yelled 'five second rule" when you dropped your baby

comrade

hot

just the usual monthly reminder to attractive women that i am an ally.

it’s turtles all the way down except for this one kid Elon put there.

eat drink man pray love butthole curry rice

that’s my 8th wife

I don't hate my wife for being a woman, i hate my wife for being a person.

we all are

🐀🐀🐀

that makes literally no sense and i find it frustrating

as if im not so far down the spectrum they don’t have to add more spectrum

i think all my fav people are

i am wearing tuxedo. good day madam.

thank you for your autism.

ah. i see why.

yet

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

oh i hate it bc i have to celebrate it w my wife

yummy fiber

Does it got the potatoes and carrot chunks? The chunks make it special special.

the plane it crash because Joe Biden do masturbate

good news for detained aliens: Trump is in the process of developing a new property tentatively to be named Guantanamo del Lago

choosing violence because it’s economical.