How about you keep your comments about my delivery habits to yourself, Doordash?

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I was in college during the 2004 election, and I truly believed W would be the worst president in my lifetime. 🥲

This is godawful. I want agents' names.

Alysa Liu's compersive Golden Retriever energy is exactly what USian millennials who grew up watching the Harding/Kerrigan era of Olympic figure skating really needed during this cursed chapter of human history.

I'm on board.

By far not the thing he should be shamed most for.

I'm hoping to start using BlueSky more because Facebook is just becoming too depressing. One of my favorite groups -- one of the reasons I kept using FB at all -- just went all "good law-abiding nazi neighbors," and my subsequent snark got me booted. I need a less toxic feed to doomscroll.

Bingo.

...but the more I think about it, the more that actually seems like the universe screwing me in the same way twice. 😐

My desire to convince myself there's some sort of karma in the world wants to believe that the accidental delivery of someone else's pasta I got from Uber Eats last night makes up for that time FedEx delivered my diabetes medication to the wrong house...

After an embarrassing 18 months between visits, and with a super vague description of what I wanted, I spent 7 hours in Sara's chair today and told her to just go wild and surprise me this time.

And I am freaking OBSESSED!!! 😍🌈😍🌌😍

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Still unreasonably proud that I can memorize a new credit card number in under 30 seconds using the same technique I mastered as an 8-year-old to memorize the order and series numbers of 40-odd Boxcar Children books. 😎

(Yes, I've since been diagnosed.)

What's Matt Gaetz doing on an episode of #StarTrek #TNG? 🤨😅

A whole hell of a lot of important nuance can be lost when you box yourself in to a binary understanding of good and evil.

Your 👏🏻 grandparents 👏🏻 probably 👏🏻 weren't 👏🏻 heroes. 👏🏻

Sorry for the unwelcome dose of reality. But you're at the exact same crossroads they were, just with the fascism exponentially closer to home.

You gonna do better than they did? Or just say nah and bow out cuz you've "done enough already?"

Not all heroes wear capes.

(I only changed my name because I wanted initials that spelled "EAK!!")

Embarrassing.

Stitching a floofy kitty tail while dodging a floofy kitty tail.

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Please share! Also beware, there's a fake version of this going around with a Gmail address listed. This is the correct site.

Poor Mu just wanted to make biscuits in the marshmallow bed, but gravity had other plans.

(I didn't realize I had screen recording sound set to mic+media when I captured this from the pet room cam, but now I'm also cracking up about how much I cracked up over it, so I'm not changing it now!)

Mu, I have things to recycle.