*taps the sign*

Watching the Yuki vs Yuki DDT show and the Naya vs Okatani hardcore match, man… that keyboard spot… fuuuuuck… 🫣

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The Bear vs MJF match that TNA put a stop to would have been the perfect full circle moment. From getting released to wrestling for the world championship of the company that released him.

I see people posting dogs on their feeds which is the thin excuse I need to as well. An old favorite.

This week proves again that someone needs to sign Gabby Forza. Total positive vibes and looks like she could stop a truck with her bare hands.

The fact that I’m seeing more posts about GCW shows than Wr*stlem*nia is very funny.

If you have Triller than you’re spoiled for choice. Joey Janela’s Spring Break was an absolute clusterfuck in a good AND bad way.

Don’t read the comments on her Tweet.

Referee Mike has become the American Ref Matsui. #tjpw

Just started Teej in Vegas and, oof… I would have dimmed those lights immediately. Wednesday afternoon maybe wasn’t the best time but getting a slot during Mania week has to be difficult.

Yeah. Clearly Las Vegas is not Teej territory. Time to put a bow on that. They have much bigger audiences elsewhere.

Oh man. Yuki vs Yuki DDT show, Teej-adjacent show, Teej in Vegas and all of the various indie shows in Vegas… Mania week is wild.

The Young Bucks vs The Rascalz tomorrow is going to be appointment television. I am expecting copious PWG vibes. “I don’t watch Collision” types can kindly and quietly remove themselves from the premises.

It seems like it’s going to be a divisive topic for awhile so my sole contribution to The Discourse will just be “let the crazy twink cook.” #AEWDynamite

He went out that way *because* of the Kenny match. He started the night bitching about how his back hurt going almost an hour with Omega. Folks want to act like this is some sort of power-level comparison and the Darby and Omega matches happened in a vacuum when it's simply not the case.

I watched the extended half hour Close Up with Renee that dropped right before starting Dynamite and by the end I was very pro Darby. I understand the reasons people aren’t into it, but I still think he’s earned it… regardless of it being almost certainly a short reign. #AEWDynamite

So once again Tony Khan books Forbidden Door smack in the middle of the G1 Climax and the 5 ⭐️ Grand Prix? Which means no big names and zero build up… again? 😵‍💫

It’s a shame I’m broke and can’t afford the PPV because that MLP show on Friday is STACKED.

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The new Genghis Tron track is pretty dope. It’s a lot more accessible than their early stuff. This has much more of a HEALTH or NIN vibe.
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In retrospect, I can see why Chris Jericho ultimately went back to AEW. Given WWE’s track record of retiring wrestlers, I wouldn’t want to end a 35 year career getting choked out by Gunther on a random Saturday night.

This has the potential to be a lot of fun. And working with Adult Swim? AEW really angling to be the cool, hip wrestling promotion and I dig it.

I think I heard about the corner post gag and forgot. A perfectly Unagi thing to come up with. 😂

Oh man. Wikipedia made it sound like she was strictly a part-timer.

I think I need someone in Japan to book Nixi XS vs VENY. Just to see which is the cuntiest. #SENJO

One of the things I love about #SENJO big shows are that Meiko has the ability to get Shin Sakura Hirata to take a break from her CAREER IN POLITICS to do a silly comedy wrestling match.

My gut says that Emi Sakura and Meiko Satomura are probably the two best teachers in Joshi for different reasons. #SENJO

Starting yesterday’s big #SENJO show, which was skipped for obvious reasons. Big Hash vs Syuri is going to absolutely slay. I heard that the DASH Chisako vs Kuroshio TOKYO Japan hardcore match was completely bonkers. Senjo doesn’t miss. They’re the perennial Joshi underdogs.

MJF is going to be crowing about kicking out of One Winged Angel for the rest of his run. Which is, y’know, not technically true. But oh he’ll crow about it. #AEWDynasty

Yeah. At least the music is a banger.