Whatever makes baseball crank angry enough to tweet is most likely a net societal good

Damn. You’re a real one. Happy that he’s home.

Me turning copilot off. Only to have it randomly restore itself.

I guess “further into the ground” is technically taking the team “in a new direction”?

You’re The Worst

$34.21 more for the 2025 aac championship Green Wave
Roll 🌊

Jeremy spoke in class today
(and he said I’m old AF)

Michael Corleone staring daggers at Sollazo and McCluskey

@janecoaston.bsky.social waiting to take down anyone coming for her GFI>GFII take

Best-of-seven (unless lower seed loses by more than 30 then they’re eliminated)

There is zealous commitment to the leader, whether he or she is living or dead, which goes far beyond mere admiration or fondness. Members revere the leader with absolute devotion. His or her thoughts, opinions, and belief system are considered to be the absolute truth. If anything comes to light about the leader, which is not wholly praiseworthy, they will perform any amount of mental gymnastics, using any argument however convoluted and implausible to justify the behaviour and claim is wasn’t as it seemed. Sometimes the leader is deified by followers whether or not he or she ever claimed to be God.

Once you start viewing maga through the lens of a cult and its hallmark characteristics, you can’t unsee it. Religious leaders twisting themselves into knots to defend him is definitely one of the most egregious examples of this.

Cricket grounds vibes from the stadium inside (complimentary)

🎵 Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to on the scoreboard land 🎶

“See you in Valhalla*, brother”

*Kashspeak for “in my booze-induced coma dreams while passed out cold in the director’s washroom”

Madonna laying on her couch at night watching her old videos and saying “Yeah Mads!” to herself as she drifts off to sleep.

Upside down American flag

Tankie Detestable

The Bigger Short or
The Big Shorter?

Republican Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio blamed Biden for the rising prices in gas in a tweet Monday, noting that the average gas price increased by 86 cents per gallon from June 2020 to June 2021 and pointed at “President Biden’s economy!” to explain the difference in cost.

Here’s Jim Jordan blaming Biden for high gas prices in 2021. Disingenuous hacks all the way down.

But the growth! It is proclaimed huge! With adjectives like that you don’t even need numbers!!!

I couldn’t care less what adults think. I wanna know what kids favorite dinosaurs are. 0% will have no favorite and that list will be way longer.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Yellow 1986 tour racing cap

Lovely. Pair it with one of these!

New meme incoming:
Every lifelong mainline Protestant I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult evangelical convert is like "the Prosperity Gospel and Revelations clearly state that women and minorities shouldn't have driver licenses."

“I’ve seen the chaos first hand” should be the easiest reflexive Oh Hell No ever. And yet…

Portsmouth down second place Ipswich Town!

Play up Pompey!

Done! I’ll get my dad to wrangle his booster buddies for next year.

Fantastic list. Same with last year.

Was Jim Martin nominated? If not, could he be added next year? If yes, where do I start lobbying for his inclusion?

Can’t wait for the big Homosassaside Derby!

I got a Kiffin that's better than that
And he goes wherever he likes (There he goes)

Right handed pitcher preparing to pitch to left-handed batter. In bizarro Triad, NC.

They should just mirror their feed