p75 and p90 JavaScript bytes on the web have exploded since May, 2025—easily the largest 10 month period based on HTTP Archive data since 2023.
The long-tail is getting worse, very quickly.
Gemini, what happened in May 2025?
Join us in 2 weeks on April 16th at 6PM for "Introduction to the HTTP Archive" with Paul Calvano @ paulcalvano.bsky.social
RSVP: www.meetup.com/Web-Performa...
Please note, registration closes Tuesday, April 14th at 10AM.
#webperformance #nyc #meetup
Screenshot of Claude Code with the "thinking" spinner saying "Leavening"
Happy Passover from Claude Code!
Hey friends, I’m looking for speakers for the NY Web Performance meetup for May onwards! Maybe you or someone you know has something they’d like to talk about for 30 min to an 1 hour-ish in the realm of ⚡️ making websites faster ⚡️?
📝 Let us know here: forms.gle/HyTYQUjzTGyn...
PS: We are actively searching for speakers for future events. If you have an interest in web performance or speeding up UX, please reach out!
All levels of experience are welcome! Please reach out to our speaking coordinator: @zeigenvector.bsky.social if you have questions!
Screenshot of terminal text saying "Yeah, the agent hallucinated those." on top of the Tim Robinson "We're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme
PS: We are searching for speakers for future events, if you have an interest in web performance or speeding up UX, please fill out our speaker application form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
All levels of experience are welcome! Reach out to
@zeigenvector.bsky.social if you have questions.
glute bridges are a pain in the ass to set up
(hehe 🥁)
PS: We are searching for speakers for future events, if you have an interest in web performance or speeding up UX, please fill out our speaker application form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
All levels of experience are welcome! Reach out to @zeigenvector.bsky.social if you have questions!
Relatedly, if you "like" web performance and want to give a talk at @nywebperf.com, or just want to learn more, feel free to DM me. Or, just head right to bit.ly/speak-at-nyw... ⚡️
@nywebperf.com is looking for speakers for April! Have you made a website faster? Can you get yourself to NYC? Let me know!
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TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
Gödel, Escher, Bachelorette
Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.
they went to an emergency room seeking help for their 7 year old child.
ICE arrested the 7 year old and her parents.
the family is here legally.
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
Holy shit.
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
It's not always the 3rd Thursday! Also maybe someday I'll go to your meetup!!!
If it's any consolation, we're out of tickets
Relatedly, if you "like" web performance and want to give a talk at @nywebperf.com, or just want to learn more, feel free to DM me. Or, just head right to bit.ly/speak-at-nyw... ⚡️
I'm excited for Rich's talk tonight! Also did I mention I now organize this meetup 😂
oh no
Happy New Year!
Join us next Thursday, January 15, "Frameworks for humans in the age of machines" with Rich Harris - @rich-harris.dev
PLEASE update your RSVPs if you cannot attend!
RSVP: www.meetup.com/web-performa...
This is a joint event with @sveltesociety.dev NYC
#webperf #wpo #perfmatters
He's making all the Democrats look bad 😂
You probably think you know the answer, but I hit 7.19 W/kg during my sprints. I was pushing myself, hence being fatigued mid-ride. I'm achieving already 😂 🙊 😂
anti-shoutout to the older man after spin class who told me I looked like I was going to fall off my bike multiple times
actual shoutout to the woman after class who assured me I looked strong and sturdy
apparently this guy has a "reputation"
in case you thought this shit doesn't actually happen
software development in 2026 is going to require some to loosen up a little code doesn't have to be as perfectly crafted the way we did it pre-ai call it slop if you want, but if you're still demanding perfection on every pr while your competitors are shipping "slop" that works.. you're fighting from a disadvantaged position shipping velocity matters more than perfection
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Screen grab from the Making Fiends web comic of a small blue girl using a giant purple brush to brush a very large red cat
It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
Photo of the exterior of the Postmark Cafe in Brooklyn, with a community fridge standing outside the door, covered in flyers.
Brooklynites: with SNAP benefits expiring as of today, here are two ways you can help feed neighbors: donate to CHiPS, the food pantry/ women's shelter in Park Slope: www.chipsonline.org. Or leave food in the community fridge on 6th Street between 4th and 5th avenues, next to the Postmark Cafe.
